Triple Point Shit

A defecation consisting of solid, liquid, and gaseous components, derived from the concept of a triple point: the pressure and temperature at which a substance’s solid, liquid, and gaseous phases are in equilibrium

Wow! That Taco Bell messed me up so bad it had me taking triple point shits!

by The ironic chemist July 20, 2024

Cock Point

To hold someone at cock point is to rack back your foreskin to put cum in the chamber and then fire it off in a firehose-like fashion.

Multiple projectiles can be used besides cum such as birdshot, anal beads, etc. if inserted through the anus.

"Watch out buddy! I got you at cock point!"

>Racks back foreskin

"I got a family! Don't do it!"

by Theoremist January 27, 2024

Two Point Conversion

When you already have one member of the opposite sex in the bag and you try to get another as well. This usually ends up with you loosing the one you already have. Chances of success are slim.

Corey was drinking at the bar one night with his friends. He found a chick to go home with but then got greedy and went for the two point conversion with a female fire fighter. He ended up going home with his right and left hands instead

by Phill Latio November 3, 2008

Barney point

top hangout for junkies and eshay cunts. the shithole of central Queensland. Your likely to step on a used needle at good ole Barney point

Fuck ive stepped on a needle
Thats Barney point for ya

by ripbarneypointbeach March 24, 2021

point slut

Someone who makes uneconomic or impractical decisions to maximize the number of points that realize from an airline or hotel chain.

Bob: While do you fly to Boston on AArdvark airlines with three connections?
Bill: I have mega-platinum status with AArdvark, plus I want the extra miles.
Bob: You are a point slut.

by jfburke619 November 4, 2022

Explaination Point

When multiple exclamation points are used in text form or email to make an unnecessary point or statement stronger. Used to further emphasize a point (when one ! just won’t cut it).

I said I would have it by Thursday!!!!!!!
I can't hear you!!!!!!

Why use just one exclamation point when you can use multiple explaination points!!!!!

by Hydro1245 November 14, 2012

Triple Point Shit

When you go to take a shit and it comes out in three stages of matter at once

Scientist: Did you know that at its triple point, a material can exist as a solid, liquid, and gas simultaneously?
Me 5 minutes ago: Guess I just took a triple point shit then

by virescent October 8, 2020