Pain or Horny

The soul crushing decision every male has to make from time to time, the choice of am I uncontrollably horny or am I bone crushingly depressed. This question only arise as the sun goes down but still infects the mind like a third world parasite.

Guy 1: dude what did you do last night?
Guy 2: ah man I spent the night figuring out if I was in pain or horny.......it was just pain.

Guy 1: oh I was horny.

by Dickcheney425 February 26, 2021

fiscally horny

Horny but for money

Morgan is fiscally horny because I talked about my business

by SteakKnifesAreTasty January 07, 2024

hot girl horny

when a girly cums and cries at the same time, usually when by herself.

"i know he's toxic but he got me feeling hot girl horny every night"

by cokesuperstar42069 September 11, 2023

Horny Hairstyle

When a man begins to braid a womens hair while she gives him head

My wife’s hair was messy so I gave her a horny hairstyle

by Bloodshedj December 28, 2021

Horny Bastard

A man (Noah Wyse) who has a extremely high sex drive and is desperate for bitches

HAHAHAHA!!!!! YOU HORNY BASTARD!!!

by Chadothan April 19, 2024

horny derrick

A guy that gets a boner in every class period and looks at every girls but even the ones that are ugly

Omg did you see that horny derrick he has a boner all the damn time. Oh god there he goes lookin at their butts

by T-m gold February 01, 2016

Horny Police

Internet users who are not police who are horny bur rather people who police horny people

Guy:*comments on tweet thirsting for girl*
Horny Police: go to horny jail *bonks guy*

by gunguything October 04, 2022