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Cat envy

A vehement desire to be a cat due to:
(1) a belief in superiority of cat kind or
(2) the capacity to piss all over humans (cat owner/carer) and get away with it on the grounds of extreme cuteness or
(3) a more simplistic admission of similarities in behaviour/attitude
Dude I think she wished she was a cat everyday. Girl's got a serious case of cat envy!
by Boiling Kettle May 8, 2016
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Ground Cat

A cat found on the ground.

Another variation is Ground Kitten.
"Wow, that's a nice looking kitty right there."

"Thanks! She's my Ground Cat."

"What in sweet fuck does that even mean?"

"Oh, I found her on the ground when I was outside smoking."

"What the fuck is wrong with you?"

See the Ground Cats subreddit for more information.
by Lixxydoo April 2, 2022
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Nuzzling the cat

Another name for performing oral sex on a lady.
I ended up nuzzling the cat all night long! She wanted it bad!
by thatguy69696969696969696969 August 28, 2013
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Cats Choir

When a group of people sing really badly
Omg, they actually sound like a cats choir!
by @supmadude December 16, 2017
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Cat denial

Cat denial
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Cat - feline
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Denial - a state of hiding from the truth
= Cat denial

This is a serious condition that occurs in the following situation:

When you share other people's images of cats on a Saturday but you deny that you participate in the Internet meme day known as Caturday, just because you didn't upload it yourself.
Despite Denis sharing Amanda's YouTube cat video, he was clearly in cat denial that he was now an active part of the Caturday phenomena.
by MartinSherv October 27, 2012
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sussy cat

A cat that is sussy. like Literally a cat that is sussy.

smaller kittens must be referred as smol sussy cats.
Oran is the sussiest of the sussy cat.
by susspuss June 17, 2022
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cat-bushed

When your cat ambushes you by spontaneously lying in front of where you want to walk, and you nearly trip on them.
I was walking and playing on my phone, when my cat cat-bushed me. It didn't end well.
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