double-assed

1. Exerted 400% more effort than a half-assed attempt. (Or 200% more effort than usual)
2. Worked very hard on

Man, I slacked off and bombed the midterm but it worked out OK because I double-assed the final.

by Piversus Delta October 21, 2007

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Double Doodie

When one shits and pisses at the same time.

Hey Kelly I just increased my productivity, I double doodie saving me a second trip to the bathroom.

by marie_tara January 15, 2009

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Double Gulp

The most amazing $2-something you can have.
64 oz. of love.

Time to chug my Double Gulp!

by Ezlo October 16, 2008

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Double Decker

double decker is the act of shitting in the bowl of a toilet whilst a friend or accomplice upper deckers the same toilet

I just double deckered the toilet in the master bedroom with simon!

by Tits VanCockslap May 15, 2014

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When two bearded human males cut a square shaped section off from each others buttocks cheeks and place them into an empty wine glass, then proceed to urinate into said wine glass at the same time. In this process, the urine will begin to resemble wine in coloration due to the blood escaping from the cut off portions of flesh. Once they have completed urination, they then pour the concoction over each others heads as they masturbate furiously into a collection plate like those found in Catholic churches while screaming "Praise me" loud enough for all of their neighbors to hear. This is a Double Jesus.

Tom Cruise: Hey Chuck, did ya catch the latest episode of Breaking Bad last night?
Chuck Norris: Naw, I was too busy doing the Double Jesus with Zach Galifianakis.
Tom Cruise: Whatchu talkin' 'bout Willis?
Chuck Norris: Can you bail me out homie?

by PenetrationStation December 19, 2014

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