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double-dip-the-stick

When a male is simultaneously seeing two females, attempting to have sexual relations with both of them.
James: What's John doing wrong?

Jeremy: He's totally trying to double-dip-the-stick!

John: This could work.
by Yoakem January 30, 2009
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spinach dip

a bean dip performed on a butt-cheek
I was walking past her when she suddenly spinach dipped me with her index finger!!!
by TulliusCicero July 27, 2009
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French Dip

A two part event involving a bowel movement and a cell phone. After experiencing a large and complete bowel evacuation, the unwitting participant stands and gazes in awe upon their handiwork which rises out of the tepid water like a brown soft-serve ice cream cone with embedded nuts and corn. They overcome their shock at the quantity of excrement and bend over to send the steaming pile flushing towards the nether regions of the septic kingdom when his or her cell phone slips out of their chest pocket and embeds itself into Fecal Fantasy Island.
Dude, you wont be able to reach me for a couple days because my phone just took a french dip.
by Iryshman January 27, 2011
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Re-dip

Verb. The act of putting your chaw in a girls ass while railing her from the rear, then after finishing re packing your chaw.
"My girl almost passed out after I re-dipped her"

"I thought you were out of dip?!"
"This is a re-dip"

*hi five"
by Rustyshackelf June 12, 2015
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scissor sausage dip

When two girls are scissoring and the guy comes in from above and dips his penis between the two vaginas, the only known way for one penis to touch two vaginas at once.
"I've never touched two vaginas with my penis.... maybe we should try the scissor sausage dip next time your girlfriend comes over"
by AshleyMutiny October 11, 2013
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Rip N Dip

skating in large cities with homies and spots where there is security, cops etc, and getting tricks and diping before you get ticketed, tackled, taser etc.
" yo i got mad tricks down at this spot"

other friend:"how man that shit has been blown up for years" first dude:"I guess you need to learn how to Rip N Dip
by ckillla August 5, 2010
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buy the fucking dip

To purchase a stock or commodity during a price decline. Became popular during the post-housing bubble quantitative easing trend, where stocks were guaranteed to rise until a new dawn of American capitalism magically occurred or, alternatively, the money supply exploded resulting in uncontrollable inflation.
Investor 1: Dude, did you see that silver prices went down? What's with that?
Investor 2: Buy the dip. The Bernank will make sure that all prices are rising.
Investor 1: What?
Investor 2: Buy the fucking dip, you fucking idiot.
by Cocomaan March 14, 2011
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