When people play on their phones during Spanish class. If other kids want to call eachother out on it, they will say "Is that a glowing crotch?" Many people will find it hilarious and disgusting if you refer to phones this way. Indeed, a spanish teacher once said "Stop staring at your crotch and smiling, while poking it." They hide the phone under the legs near the crotch, so that teachers can't see it, and its glowing, so it gets the name "Glowing crotch"
Juan:Sees Andrew playing on his phone "Is that a GLOWING CROTCH?"
Andrew: "What um of course not"continues playing
Andrew: "What um of course not"continues playing
by DEPDIP May 22, 2017
Get the Glowing crotchmug. by The longest D September 6, 2018
Get the Crotch Countrymug. The area between a man's legs including the scrotum and penis that either is infested with STD's or has just experienced a horrific snowstorm.
by Day of the Dead May 24, 2011
Get the Frosted Crotchmug. by CrazyGirl1991 November 12, 2020
Get the flaming crotch wafflemug. by GoAaN October 24, 2012
Get the crotch fivemug. Mostly used to in reference to the style &/or fit of the crotch area of womens jean pants. If looking at a pair of pants from their front side it's visabky noticeable that the lowest part of the seam between the legs hangs farrrr below the waist line.
Him-- What do you think of these jeans?
Me-- lmfao fuck no; I would never wear those long bottom crotch motherfuckers.
Me-- lmfao fuck no; I would never wear those long bottom crotch motherfuckers.
by Ivanna play October 19, 2023
Get the long bottom crotchmug. The foul, fisy odor resulting from a combination of jizz and sweat that forms around the crotch after poorly cleaning oneself following masturbation or unprotected sex.
by facepwn March 15, 2014
Get the jizz crotchmug.