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Crotch Goblin

When a man cums in a womens mouth while he knees her in the crotch and pulling the womens cheeks, as she kneels.
That guy definitely crotch goblined that girl over there
by Myarenda November 18, 2021
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Crotch-mirrored

When Babach crosses the street as if she's so sexy any car will stop for her and the side mirror almost busts her pussy
I got crotch-mirrored today
by Babach March 31, 2021
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Penis twaddling crotch guzzler

Someone who plays with a penis while also guzzling crotch, male or female

Insult for a slut bag hoe whore that wants your man
Stay away from my man you fucking penis twaddling crotch guzzler!
by Illuisan June 2, 2018
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Crotched the camera

When, in the midst of something completely kick ass, you totally screw up. For instance, if during the superbowl halftime show, you completely eff up your sweet-ass crotch slide into the camera by plowing the camera man, thus rendering it completely NOT cool. Also, "crotching the camera."
"Man, the Boss totally crotched the camera at the halftime show...I think he was limping afterwards."
by Ellbee February 1, 2009
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human crotch rocket

A short girl with attitude that should scare you away but body that attracts you more
I saw you helping the human crotch rocket, how did it go?

I was scared and turned on but I think she was cool
by Edwardreeses1125 July 3, 2023
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Crotch beans

“ holy crotch beans did you see did you see that girl over there?”
by E&A February 26, 2019
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Crotch Rocket

A liquid hug from the fun gods, just snug enough to fit in the crotch of your pants, making you feel like a sneaky, booze-smuggling superhero with questionable life choices.
As he stepped into the party with an awkward swagger, it became evident that his confidence was fueled by a crotch rocket snugly nestled in his pants, ready to unleash its liquid courage upon the unsuspecting crowd.
by MrCrazzyDew April 26, 2024
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