Caper

Something completely unnecessary.

*Marty just knocked Stevie's cheeky nandos out of his hands, shouting "Up The Peelers".
"You can't be at that caper, Marty, you dick."

by AreyaShaw94 October 7, 2015

Carpet Cleaner

A male who eats out a female following another man ejaculating into a female.

Person 1: That dude's so beta, he ate out his girl after someone else did all the work!
Person 2: Hey man, no shame in being a carpet cleaner.

by Redd73 June 15, 2019

carpet-burn

an insult insulting name to call someone

hey carpet-burn hyb

by leccksee&larry April 24, 2020

Drunken Carpenter

While intoxicated and engaging in the act of vagina intercourse from behind (aka "Doggiestyle"), the penis, while being forcefully moved in and out of the vagina "accidentally" slips out and is subsequently slammed into the anus of the unsuspecting partner.

Pete: Man, last night I was so wasted I accidentally gave Gina the Drunken Carpenter.

Steve: Was she pissed?

Pete: She was when she woke up.

by Morgan Candlelight December 14, 2009

The Walrus and the Carpenter

The act of simultaneous penetrating a vagina with your penis and pointer finger.

Dude, hear you gave Clara the Walrus and the Carpenter in the parking lot.

by Dream69420 May 22, 2009

Cape Girls

Barnstable senior girls can party harder and out drink any girls they come across. Including the senior guys.

bhs senior guys suck

by YAKNOW May 3, 2005

Quest Cape Skiller

A quest cape skiller is a RuneScape player usually over Combat Level 100, that trains all skills to be high without getting a respectable skill cape, instead wearing a sub-par quest cape. They usually have a fail total level.

James: Lol, this lvl 110 quest cape skiller thinks they own the show with their 70+ stats and shitty quest cape. Shame about the 1800 total.
Matt: Yeah, nub much.

by Cokebaron January 15, 2009