Coffee-beaned

Instead of coffee making you shit, the coffee is so good, it violently shits a visceral, fat, steamy shit, because it hates you and your family. Including your dog or cat (or goldfish).

That coffee was so good, I got coffee-beaned.

by wowzuhsss October 25, 2025

Coffee

A name given to a stimulating feeling that represents amphetamine though largely inferior.

Going to turn on the coffee pot on you better behave!

by Creature44 February 27, 2019

Who Stole My Coffee

Dark's search on a Discord Bot

Who Stole My Coffee!!

by CocaineDude February 1, 2021

english coffee

A euphemism used by office workers when going to the pub to grab a pint (typically beer). Whilst drinking at work may be frowned upon, grabbing coffee with your fellow colleagues is widely socially acceptable. Hence English Coffee.

"English" can also be commonly replaced with "Russian" or "Irish", though these are considered less subtle and may blow one's cover.

"I had a long day mate, Lets grab an English coffee this afternoon."

by salary man December 14, 2023

Coffee Loft

A place to sit and drink coffee or mocha ice rage, it is located in Fairhope Alabama.

I'm at the Coffee Loft.

by Rachelianna Marie. January 12, 2009

Dirty Coffee

When your wife pulls the possum butt plug out of your ass and shoved it straight in your mouth, whilst she squeals like a possum.

My wife gave me a dirty coffee yesterday

by Red Neck Devil May 4, 2023

Coughed in my coffee maker

When one person sucks a fart out of someone else’s butt and blows it into the first persons mouth

The barista gasped when Jeff coughed in my coffee maker.

by Randi&Jeff October 25, 2025