child

a child idiots

1 : have you seen my child joe?
2 : joe mama

by ME HAVE BIG ROBUX February 17, 2022

Stretched child

A teenager or adult that has such a strong baby face that they look like a kid in photographs from the neck up, but they are an average adult height or taller and may have adult body proportions. It is strong enough to cause the uncanny valley, especially if it’s a man with a beard.

Haley Joel Osment and Jojo Siwa are notorious stretched children.

by Dr. Sigh January 27, 2021

baby man child

It's a baby that looks like an old man. Or an adolescent male who attempts to act like he is grown but in turn appears even younger than he is.

Google Image "baby jesus baroque paintings" and you'll see

(ex. 1)
Ben: Did you see that baby over there? Totally looks like an old man!
Jerry: That's a baby man child!

(ex. 2)
Amy: That freshman over there thinks he's so cool, he's bragging about how many girls he got with last night.
Caleb: It makes him seem like he's still in middle school, such a baby.
Cara: That makes him a baby man child!

by your.hugh.jass September 26, 2013

Starter-Child

When a couple buys a pet dog together.

Adam and Sarah just bought the cutest starter-child from the dog shelter.

by ActuallyMike September 16, 2016

CEK (Childe’s E-kittens)

CEK is a server full of homophobic and transphobic people on Discord. This server is known for hating on neopronouns as well as autistic people.

A: “Hey I heard you were in CEK (Childe’s E-kittens).”
B: “Yeah man it was a questionable experience. The members were really disrespectful about my vamp/vampself pronouns. I was also called a r-word by Irl seebling.”

by childescat April 23, 2024

Child

They belong in my basement

No the child belongs in my basement

by Raiin_Night May 13, 2021

Child's Keyboard

That moment of when you hear the high pitched music which equates to the high pitched garble played on a cheap Chinese child's keyboard

Wow, that sounded just like a child's keyboard. My ears hurt

by I am psychotic. June 4, 2016