carpet crawling

the act of crawling around on the floor, spun out, looking for drugs that might’ve been dropped- typically methamphetamine

“caught myself carpet crawling for a shard that didn’t exist”

by lilb05 July 29, 2025

Carpal Tunnel Air Guitar

Carpal tunnel air guitar is a phrase used to make fun of the way Richard Jordan (WingsOfRedemption) shakes and flicks his hands back and forth to regain the feeling in his hands due to having carpal tunnel syndrome. He does so in a way where it looks as if he is playing the air guitar when attempting to regain blood flow in his nubs. Richard’s Constant shaking and flicks his hands has also been compared to a person doing jazz hands, but the most common way it’s interpreted is him playing the air guitar!

“Hey Richard can you play the Carpal Tunnel Air Guitar?”-Viewer
“Mawds ban this guy, he’s making of me having carpal tunnel syndrome and it’s not funny, so ban him thanks in advance.”-Richard

by UncleTomDaJigga August 10, 2025

Carpet Ghost

The act of lying completely naked on a carpet while moving forward inch-by-inch using only your hips, leaving behind a faint shit trail that will haunt the rug forever.

My friend's ex dumped him, so he "Carpet Ghosted" on her favourite rug.

by ppglazer67 August 13, 2025

Carpetburn-Spincycle

It’s when a girl with a hairy vagina sits on a man’s penis and begans to spin around in circles

My dick still burns from when she performed the Carpetburn-Spincycle.

by Charlie Clams November 23, 2025

Carpetburn-Spincycle

It’s when a woman with a hairy vagina sits on a man’s penis and begans to spin around at high speeds.

My dick still burns from when she performed the Carpetburn-Spincycle.

by Charlie Clams November 23, 2025

Carpet fucked

The art of making a goliath dildo out of carpets and lubing it up with 32 packets of mayo for your own sexual needs

Yo man, i just got carpet fucked last night by my 32 year old carper

by commanderveinycok December 3, 2025

Carpenters

The official name for Sabrina Carpenter's idiotic fanbase.
Carpenters are known for being the most insecure fandom in history who can't praise Sabrina Carpenter without bringing down other artists who are clearly bigger than Sabrina, such as Ariana Grande, Olivia Rodrigo and Billie Eilish.
They constantly seek validation, and they genuinely believe she's the 2nd biggest female artist in the world, when she's far from that.
Instead of complimenting her like "I love Sabrina's vocals" or "Sabrina Carpenter's Short n' Sweet album was a success!", it's always some shit like "BIG BRINA SURPASSED & REPLACED ARIANA & OLIVIA & BILLIE & TAYLOR & MICHAEL JACKSON & THE BEATLES 💋💋".
They enjoy villainizing other fandoms (especially Olivia Rodrigo's fans) and painting them as cruel evil incels and even blaming the artists themselves for their fans, even though Carpenters have been incredibly racist for the past 5 years (despite many attempts to make themselves look like a poor innocent fandom that can't do any wrong.)

Another thing they're known for is lap dogging the shit out of swifties to win stan wars, just like Sabrina Carpenter does to Taylor Swift.

Overall a shitty insecure fandom who's insanely stuck in January 2021, they all love victimizing themselves despite being disgustingly racist and misogynistic themselves.

"I tried to criticize Sabrina Carpenter for referencing a movie where a child gets groomed, but Carpenters accused me of being a misogynistic incel who keeps slut shaming Sabrina?"

"That's what they usually do. They never miss a chance to pull the misogyny card."

by orangeseagull December 15, 2025