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Brandon Wright

Trampy dirty little midget who does not brush his teeth
That guy hasn't washed in years must be Brandon Wright
by Owen Fleming February 16, 2022
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Brandon

A racist who loves Hitler. Trumps biggest fan. He thinks he’s funny but people only laugh out of pity. Has the mind of a preteen. Has trouble doing simple tasks like tying knots or finding holes. He’s also a terrible kisser and leaves spit down to your chin. He also happens to be very sweet and giving to those he cares about.
There goes Brandon listening to cumtown again.
by Vanilla88 November 22, 2019
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Brandon T

Your being a real Brandon T you know that?
by Notajerk1 November 4, 2019
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Dark Brandon

Not gonna lie, I thought this was a play on the character "Darth Bandon" from the Star Wars Extended Universe. It is not - in fact, it is a political meme.

That being said, like most of these things, it is completely nebulous and has no substance in and of itself - it is inherently valueless and says nothing about the user of the phrase. That is to say, a person using "Dark Brandon" for its intended use is a coward.
Person A: You may have defeated the pathetic bounty hunter my Master sent after you, but you are no match for me! I have studied at the foot of the Dark Lord himself!
Person B: LET'S GO DARK BRANDON
Person A: Your words mean nothing to me... unless you wish to beg for your life. No? Then I shall try to make this both quick and painful!
by Chucklebutter August 27, 2022
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Brandon Hagerman

A person that is loyal, loving, fun, and carefree.

A.K.A - Mr. Perfect
I wish my life emulated a "Brandon Hagerman"
by ×Unknown March 1, 2023
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Bransoning

When you poop into someone else's butt and they poop it back into your butt but hold it so that the poop is touching both of your butts at the same time.
Last night that girl and I did so much bransoning that I had to throw away my sheets.
by Chrisisab00bdotcom August 25, 2021
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Bransonkultur

The cultural conservative ideal and exemplar of American Cultural Identity, Heritage and Folkways, one having elements of the German Heimat genre idealising a pious and simple rural life and culture and conservative propaganda dogwhistles, as in certain music shows in Branson, Missouri. Portmonteau of Branson and Kultur, the German term for "culture."
Enough of this Bransonkultur!
by Iludium Phosdex August 13, 2023
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