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Brandon Arbuckle 

A tall male that has tattoos and loves going to gay bars but claims he’s homophonic.
Hey I went to the gay bar last night and I seen a Brandon Arbuckle there.
Brandon Arbuckle by Dave Riddle December 25, 2023

Brandon A. Walker 

Brandon A Walker is a gay boy in the closet secretly in love with Jonathan Chukwueke at PHS. He is on the soccer team and looks in the stands for Jonathan each game.
Brandon A. Walker LOVES boys
Brandon A. Walked gets pecked on weekends

Brandon Tschetter 

Describes anybody who is really fat and loves men!
That guy is such a Brandon tschetter
Brandon Tschetter by Bigboy157 January 17, 2024

Brandon Han

Sweatiest motherfucker of all time. A huge opp to everyone in his class, except 0630. like Om nom from cut the rope. Potentially working at a CVS near you. Knows ball. Pretends to be homosexual to compensate for his lack of rizz.
Omg is that Brandon Han in the library again?

No shit of course it is, that's where he jerks off to his school work on the daily

Oh is that why he gets no bitches?

No, that's because of his micropenis
Brandon Han by littlechineseboy123 February 5, 2024

Brandon Boyd 

BRANDON BOYD IS THE HOTTEST MAN ALIVE
Brandon Boyd by Danny-Dan Danielz February 12, 2024

Brandon the Banned ZX10 Owner 

A person considered as an intellectual, however makes questionable decisions.
Shoots blanks, with average aim. Prefers riding quiet and slow motorcycles.
Loves to collect corporate branded merchandise to achieve the ultimate homely feel.
Prefers dying on a hill for any reason they see fit.
There is nothing wrong with being a Brandon , society just knows you could be better.
There is nothing wrong with being a Brandon the Banned ZX10 Owner, society just knows and believes you could be better.