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Book

When someone is so prefect in every aspect of life, the only way you can explain their existence was if they were written in a fairytale
by A book lover July 11, 2023
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Book Advertisement

Really, it's just a 2 and a half hour long transactional book advertisement.
Dr. JeepJorp Peepeestones "Hey! Heyhey! If I promote your book will you affirm my thing?"

Sad Dad "Uhh... Yah... Yah I'll do it."

Dr. JeepJorp Peepeestones "Great! Hold on.... Ok. Rolling. Say, what do you think of my thing? Isn't it obviously correct?"

Sad Dad "Oh, yeah for sure man. I totally saw that and your thing is totally correct."

Dr. JeepJorp Peepeestones "Yes. Great. And the people coming after me. They are clearly all of the bad words. Isn't that what the studies say?"

Sad Dad "God, yeah, I... They are all of the bad words. I noticed that before you said anything. They're sadistic and narcissistic and all of the other bad words. And YOU'RE like my hero. Your existence in my life is functionally equivalent to having saved me from a burning building."

Dr. JeepJorp Peepeestones "Hmm... Yes, yes... I see... I guess I was right all along. Pst (Now do your book)"

Sad Dad "Huh? Oh! Oh, ok. Yeah, I wrote a book. It's good. It's about all them mind parasites you got in your brains."

Dr. JeepJorp Peepeestones "And?"

Sad Dad 🤨 "Oh! Yeah, and it affirms your thing."

Dr. JeepJorp Peepeestones "Good. That's good."

Iam "Hey! It's Dr. Jeepjorp! I haven't seen you in months!"

Hym "Why are you watching that crap!? You know it's just a 2 and a half hour long book advertisement."

Iam "Yeah but it's bizarre to watch..."

Hym "Alright..."
by Hym Iam July 28, 2023
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Literally just a book

What do you expect? It's a book. Dipshit.
Librarian: "That's literally just a book and not an inter-dimensional caterpillar."
by InterDimensionalCaterpillar August 2, 2023
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Open Book

Meaning you don’t know your sexual orientation so you just tell people you are an “open book.”
“If your wondering I’m an open book, just ask me anything!”
by Simplyimperfectxx August 9, 2023
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Same book, but different chapters

A term used to describe when someone is further ahead than another in a given situation, while still implying the other person will reach that point in the situation eventually.
1: "I love you."
2: "We're on the same book, but different chapters."
by uneaziness April 23, 2023
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Book

a green and blue transgender book, his content is everything and anything, it varies by the day. He is like book from bfdi but trans. his favorite hobby is terrorizing an incredibly closeted gay jar of sugar for being homophobic.
Book: *appears*

sugar: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
by TheseusInnit May 17, 2023
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