The simultaneous loss of multiple types of bodily fluids, on an involuntary basis, after passing out following a night out on the town.
Known on twitter as #TBE
Known on twitter as #TBE
Julian didn't know what had happened to his bed until he realised he'd had a Total Body Evacuation during the night
by ubd_god December 23, 2011
Get the Total Body Evacuationmug. 1. A dude who "surfs" (either on the 'Net or at the beach) for cute chicks with great bodies.
2. A chick who offers her body to horny studs in exchange for their financial indulgences; she "rides the tide" (i.e., gleefully "glides on the crest" of her present lover's surplus savings) all the way into shore (i.e., to the point when the soft-skin-'n'-firm-flesh-craving dude's excess saving are eventually depleted by her wanton spending), then casually picks up her surfboard without even so much as a single backwards glance at her fiscally-attenuated ex-benefactor, and gracefully pirouettes off along the seashore of life in search of the next lonesome sucker sitting all by his lonesome on da beach of bachelorhood.
2. A chick who offers her body to horny studs in exchange for their financial indulgences; she "rides the tide" (i.e., gleefully "glides on the crest" of her present lover's surplus savings) all the way into shore (i.e., to the point when the soft-skin-'n'-firm-flesh-craving dude's excess saving are eventually depleted by her wanton spending), then casually picks up her surfboard without even so much as a single backwards glance at her fiscally-attenuated ex-benefactor, and gracefully pirouettes off along the seashore of life in search of the next lonesome sucker sitting all by his lonesome on da beach of bachelorhood.
Financially-solvent hunks of any age should be wary of any hot chick who suddenly/unexpectedly comes onto him "with both barrels" and offers him a no-holds-barred good time, especially if he's not all that young or good-looking --- she may very likely just be a body-surfer.
by QuacksO May 10, 2018
Get the body-surfermug. Random attacker: *starts repeatedly hitting a guy with a book*
Guy: OW OW OW! hey man stop Body Booking me I didn’t even do anything wrong
Guy: OW OW OW! hey man stop Body Booking me I didn’t even do anything wrong
by Female sans June 11, 2018
Get the Body Bookingmug. “her body tea” just means your complimenting someone else's body, saying they have nice curves, big butt, and/or big boobs.
Ex:
Fan: Gypsy rose is too pretty!! And her body tea.
Fan 2: Right, i just seen her insta post! Sis is snatched😍!
Fan: Gypsy rose is too pretty!! And her body tea.
Fan 2: Right, i just seen her insta post! Sis is snatched😍!
by bigbrowdaswitch January 8, 2024
Get the her body teamug. 2: Somebody that can't help but to be slutted out by the city
3;there's sex drive put them at high risks of HIV, syphilis, crabs, hepatitis b, hepatitis ...all of the above
Warning} don't try this at home...or anywhere..
3;there's sex drive put them at high risks of HIV, syphilis, crabs, hepatitis b, hepatitis ...all of the above
Warning} don't try this at home...or anywhere..
by Marianao May 11, 2023
Get the dirty bodiedmug. Hym "There goes the body shaming! I made you feel as you are (dumb+bad) and there goes the immediate body shaming! Right there! You see it!?"
by Hym Iam February 13, 2024
Get the Body shamingmug. by john stromboli January 3, 2021
Get the Doucher than a body washmug.