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Cooch Block

Similar to Cock Block, but a Vagina Block. When a female blocks other female from hooking up with a male cause found out that other female is interested in him. Instead, said female hooks up with male instead of helping out other female.
Jane was interested in John, but Jessica ended up cooch blocking Jane by hooking up with John cause Jessica saw that Jane was interested in him.

Jessica wants John cause Jane wants him. So, Jessica cooch blocks Jane for Johns attention.
by infogrl July 27, 2011
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doc block

when a doctor wants to keep you from going outside their financial (i mean "medical") group.
I went to get a second opinion on my illness, but I was doc blocked when my primary care notified my insurance.
by Felonious Drunk July 28, 2011
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cock block

a kidney stone a literal blocking of fluids exiting the cock
Joe had a major cock block on his hands.
by mriz October 16, 2011
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Block Shock

The feeling of disbelief and confusion when someone finds out that a person who they considered a good friend has blocked them on facebook. During the shock the blocked person trys to figure out why they were blocked, often resulting in a irrational feeling of being a creepy person or a stalker.
" Yo Bills in block shock. That girl Mary, the one he posts five times on her wall everyday, yeah she blocked him"
by BlackPrince11 October 22, 2011
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CoD Block

The act of having your kill stolen by someone else. Much like a cock block but for Call of Duty players who want a nifty name.
P!: "HOLY REINDEER PENIS! My kill was stolen by that noob a FREAKING gain!!"

P2: "CoD Block's a bitch my friend."
by JuStJoSh1n January 2, 2012
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anal block

When someone is in jail and drops the soap so they bend over to pick it up. When they get a Dick in their ass they simply shit to avoid the anal rape.
Your in jail and need to take a shit hold it in for if/when you get anal raped so you can anal block the rape.
by NakedHelper January 12, 2014
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block that punt

said during anal sex by the giving partner when the receiving partner needs to fart
Bill: Pull your dick out of my ass! I have to fart!
Jay: No way! Block that punt!
by noladoc April 27, 2014
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