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Tre Beard

THE best 3 pointer shooter in history.
The himmiest of all time
THE GOAT
THE RIZZ GOD
I wish I could be like Tre Beard
by TreBeardfan February 1, 2024
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holding beard

To think so deeply in thought you hold your beard. Or to be really stoned.
Dude, I was holding beard something fierce last night, I think I solved world hunger.
by Harvey Manpunch June 19, 2015
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Beard Smashing

Two men with facial scruff who make out or a guy with scruff licking pussy with scruff. This can also be true for a scruffy ass being licked by a person with a beard (man, woman, or trans). This will likely make one party want to trim up in hopes to avoid the transmitting of bugs.

Synonym: bumper scruffs

Example: two santas playing bumper scruffs on the beach
Hey Mike, when you partook in beard smashing last night, did you avoid his crabs?
by Miko22 December 28, 2020
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bearded zombie

Hey mate that scuzzy wombat has a bearded zombie!
by cutty_nightheart September 12, 2016
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beard dimple

When your beard has a dimple, and your chin does not; when there is an indentation in your facial hair
Your facial hair is growing in nicely except for that beard dimple in the middle of your beard
by Jewbooty816 December 9, 2016
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Beard Date

It's the absolute best date you will ever be on. You will be treated with respect, everything will be paid for, and the dude is totally gay. He's just doing it to look straight.
Jenny: I'm going on a date with Justin tonight.

Alicia: you know it's a beard date, right?
Marquisha: Get that good date girl! You deserve it.
by marcus daniel malloid May 15, 2023
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