Paddy Ashdown

British political leader from the Liberal Democratic party otherwise known as "Paddy Pantsdown", notable for once serving as a M16 spy and banging a mistress in 9.5 seconds.

Paddy Ashdown is the Dos Equis guy, just more of a badass.

by Pantsdown May 16, 2010

ashlee simpson

One who can't sing. One who blames non talent on others. One who is booed before performance, and off the stage at the Orange Bowl. Also, a failure worthy of their own petition online demise.
www.petitiononline.com/StopAsh/petition.html

See also; Milli Vanilli, Failure, Fugly

www.petitiononline.com/StopAsh/petition.html

by Eric Smithson January 30, 2005

ashlee simpson face

A chick who would look good if her nose, eyes, and mouth were in proper proportion to each other.

"I'd of done her, but she had a fierce ashlee simpson face."

by T-Bone223 December 23, 2008

Ashayla

Ashayla is a hot and sexy girl. Every guy wants to be with her, and every girl is jealous of her and how pretty she is. Ashaylas are most likely to be cheerleaders or basketball players. They are most likely to date a pisces at least once in their lifetime. Ashaylas don’t like wearing lots of makeup because she already knows she’s beautiful, and she is most likely to steal someone’s boyfriend without realizing. But they are one of the best people you’ll ever find so keep them in your life as long as possible.

Person 1:Dude did you see Ashayla?
Person 2: How could I have not seen her she’s hot.

by Hottiewitaboddie February 25, 2018

Ashlynn

Ashlynn is an amazing person who is easy going. She mag seem kind of rude at first but when you get to know her shes a kind sweet and loving person who will care for you. She will be there for you even when shes not there for herself. In all Ashlynn is one of the most amazing people ever!! By rosanna banana your bestie

Ashlynn is so sweet

by Rosannabanana January 23, 2019

Ashwathy

A common girls name in Southern India, specifically Kerala.

Girls named Ashwathy are known to have beautiful long hair.

She named her daughter Ashwathy because she hoped her hair would be thick and luscious.

by ap87r9q3887ro February 26, 2020

Doing an Ashley

1. The act of screwing something up, to the extent that is absolutely fucking beyond comprehension.

2. To produce a bowel movement so insidious, that it both clogs the toilet and stinks the fuck out of the place.

Named after Mike Ashley, the rotund owner of Newcastle United FC. Known universally for making a complete cock of himself, and providing entertainment for the sporting world. But obviously not the fans of Newcastle. Known for very bad decisions and for resembling a steaming pile of shite.

See also "ashley".

1. Guy 1: "In Vegas, I bet all my companies assets on red and lost. I picked up a hooker and now have the clap. I was arrested and puked on a cop. They found a bag of coke in my pocket, a bloodied knife, and tomorrow I'm due in front of the judge."

Guy 2: "You're fucked. You've been doing an Ashley again"

2. "Last night I drank a shit load of beer and ate a really spicy curry. Don't go in that toilets for a while as I've been doing an Ashley in there."

by ToonArmyMIA December 12, 2010