A no good man who talks a lot about nothing actually important. Cheats on you with Jessica. Has a large penis but doesn't know how to use it. Says derp a lot (loser). Handsome but short
Did you see Matt today?
Yeah I saw his dick print through his sweatpants but there was nothing good other than that
Yeah I saw his dick print through his sweatpants but there was nothing good other than that
by smartgirl108 January 14, 2024
Get the Mattmug. Matt Cohen (Best known for his role as Archangel Michael and young John Winchester) is quite literally the sexiest guy in existence. The worst part is he only gets hotter.
Crowley to Matt Cohen: You are guilty of... Being unbelievably sexy which I won't tolerate... Whoever you are.
by hidinginthecagewithluci April 13, 2020
Get the Matt Cohenmug. A royal blooded and handsome lad, with a very charismatic and jestic character, a chick magnet indeed, loves dogs and loves girls so much
by Matt Uni June 7, 2021
Get the Matt Unimug. A man with the most beautiful blue eyes. But also a man to treat his girlfriend well. He is the kind of guy who will go out all night and include you with his friends and then come back and cuddle you til the sunrise. Matts are family men, one of the boys, and a person you fall in love with. Not to mention bed game is out of this world.
In class: Let’s be friends with that stallion and packing young man Matt.
With his family: Matt, you can always help me with the packing
With his girlfriend: Daddy can you do that position I love.
With his family: Matt, you can always help me with the packing
With his girlfriend: Daddy can you do that position I love.
by Ball sac 101 November 24, 2021
Get the Mattmug. That one guy Nobody can beet at any sport.
He is the type of guy who is just good at everything he does.
He is the type of guy who is just good at everything he does.
Me: An amateur runner.
Matt: Not a runner.
Me : asks him to do a race.
Matt: Says Yes
Me : comes 2nd to Matt by 1 mile.
Matt: was an easy race.
Me : laughs because he hadn't even broken a sweat.
Matt: Not a runner.
Me : asks him to do a race.
Matt: Says Yes
Me : comes 2nd to Matt by 1 mile.
Matt: was an easy race.
Me : laughs because he hadn't even broken a sweat.
by Any matt is unbeatable November 22, 2021
Get the Mattmug. by Chubby hubby456 May 20, 2018
Get the Matt Barnesmug. A sex position in the male gay community where one man pretends to be Scottish a floor rug multiple partners pretend
to be 'William Wallace' and pile on top entering multiple orifices.
to be 'William Wallace' and pile on top entering multiple orifices.
by Bahnahbee November 20, 2022
Get the Matt Wallacemug.