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Child blind

When parents are so used to being around their children, they no longer recognize how gross and annoying they are.
Did you see little Charlie double dipping in the queso at the BBQ?
Oh yeah, his mom is totally child blind.
by Thorgodofthunder93 May 14, 2023
mugGet the Child blindmug.

scary child

fairly self-explanatory and child that is scary. Mainly because children are evil genuius that have their own secret socity to overthrow the government.
Joe: "I SAW A SCARY CHILD"

Brain: "GET TO THE BUNKER THE REVOLUTION HAS BEGUN."
by Snappy fish October 11, 2021
mugGet the scary childmug.

Child

"You know what's worse than a rapist? Boom!"

"A child!"
by Nerko June 2, 2021
mugGet the Childmug.

last child

Your being a last child.
by roobesss November 20, 2020
mugGet the last childmug.

love child

What some hippies of the 60s and 70s chose to call themselves. Few didn't actually identify as "hippie". There was also "love child" , "freak" , "nature's child" and "flower child" that I know of.
person 1: yo dude, are you one of them hippies? I thought y'all died out in 1970.
person 2: nah man, I'm a love child. And we're still alive n kickin'!
by blue.grass.hotel November 7, 2022
mugGet the love childmug.

Child

There are so many child's in the mall.
by RRReeeggg September 29, 2020
mugGet the Childmug.

child

Guy 1: what you brought for lunch
Guy 2:a sandwhich what about you guy 3

guy 3:a child
by reddit is basically pornhub March 24, 2021
mugGet the childmug.

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