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Tony

An amazing, thoughtful, kind guy who cares about you and knows how to cheer you up when you're down... Funny, gorgeous and the most amazing, awesome person to walk the earth. The actual definition of, cute and the smoothest talker you'll ever meet and if he wants your number you give it to him and he's always buying you something nice or being polite.
All the ladies loooooove Tony
by Emily2001 November 20, 2021
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The Tony Horten

Pumpin some heavy bench press, while getting some heavy head...
I was on my last set in the gym, when my girl stopped in to give me the motivation to knock out my last reps and hit me with "The Tony Horten"!
by Stavie Jones! November 10, 2012
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Tony

Your average typical older, middle aged, often balding, overweight, male blue collar worker often seen bitching at people for not following his social norms. Often has extreme road rage and loves quoting Red Forman from that 70's Show and idolizes Al Bundy from Married With Children. Will go to great lengths to source out who adjusted the thermostat in the house and calls the cops when the neighbors are "too damn loud" at 11:01 pm to make a noise complaint.

Is basically the male equivalent of a Karen.
Tony: "I ordered the in-house Dilly bars, not these pre-packaged dog shit ones you get from your warehouse. I want the in-house ones or to speak to your manager!"

Staff member: "Hey boss, we've got ourselves a Tony in the drive-thru that wants to see you."

Manager: "FML"
by Steenbean June 1, 2020
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Nationaler-Toni-und-Luca-müssen-zusammen-kommen-Tag

Dieser Tag ist festgelegt als der Tag, an dem Antonia Seidel und Luca Monster zusammen kommen müssen. Das ist auch so festgelegt und lässt sich nicht umgehen.
Da kann ich nicht. Da ist Nationaler-Toni-und-Luca-müssen-zusammen-kommen-Tag
by MonsterL April 16, 2022
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Eric Tony Jaa

Eric Tony Jaa is a lovable guy and attractive , intelligent and he knows how to treat people how they deserve
Eric; Hey June ! Could you remind me a name of your bf plz?

June ; Oooh my gosh! I can't wait , my bf is Eric Tony Jaa from Rwanda

Eric ; OMG ! You're a luckiest girl !
by Jesca alba March 10, 2022
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Tony

Tony: Yeah I do aeronautics engineering
Girl: Spit in my mouth.
by TonyTimms March 10, 2022
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tony

toilet paper. Tony is a noun and a thing but not a person’s name in the context of toilet paper. As something more personal though, we piss and shit all over tony. We cry our tears into tony and tony can make our lives hell by leaving us the quarter sheet for the clean up of a three coil spoiler. In essence tony can be trusted unless tony’s pillowy softness is breached. Sometimes tony hurts our buts. But for that pain tony is both a blessing and curse.
I’m worried about fights caused by the lack of tony on the grocery store shelves.
by lmodium March 28, 2022
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