Nigritro Toilet

Nigritro toilets are the chaddest of all chads. If you have a 10 pack and you're buff as hell and you're 6'7 and all the women fall for you, you know you are a nigritro toilet! Nigritro toilets have lots of friends and girls chase him all day.
Oh my god, nigritro toilet is so so hot, I want him.
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toilet bitching

Spending a very excessive amount of time on the porcelain god usually by folks who refuse to apply toilet paper to their posteriors preferring the “air drying method”

Toilet bitches can and do remain glued to the porcelain for many hours. One adherent of this practice, in the Boston area, has been known to camp out in public stalls for up to 7 plus hours

While preferring their home toilets, they can also be found in restrooms at convenience stores, gas stations and public places usually open at night, out of the way and with multiple stalls to avoid complaints and thus police attention from concerned store employees and customers

Professional toilet bitches in public usually try to carry out their business after 10pm and before 6am to avoid unwanted attention
He’s been toilet bitching for the last three hours
by Thank God For Police June 27, 2021
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Toilet Shark

Guys who are into under the stall action in public restrooms.
You see 4 feet in one stall one is down on his knees.
Look a toilet shark is proposing!
by Sonicpressure April 22, 2023
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Tupper Toilet

Tupperware used as a sealable urine container to avoid bathroom stops on a long road trip.
Sure I can make it in 6 hours. I've got a dozen Tupper Toilets in my truck.
by WiscoTheElder March 06, 2015
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Seasoned Toilet Paper

Toilet paper which is used.
Hey Fido! Get away from that trash can! NO! Bad dog! Don’t eat the Seasoned Toilet Paper!
by o0ill0o October 20, 2023
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touch toilet

Probably the biggest achievement somebody can obtain. If you happen to achieve touch toilet, you will be worshipped for months, even years. Touch toilet is one of the hardest life achievements anybody could be able to obtain. If you happen to achieve it, your name will be everywhere, you will be full of fame and money , your life will better up, you will have no worries and will definitely, absolutely, get a wife and all of your wishes shall come true.
person 1: Yo, who is this guy Zeke?
person 2: Wtf? You haven't heard of him? He is the one who touched toilet! You're a faggot for not knowing that. Even though I'm a guy i want to have his kids. Like, man, he literally achieved " touch toilet " in his life!
person 1: Damn! That's epic! I wish i was him!
by refrigerator 23 June 03, 2020
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Toilet Teaser

When your poo is stuck in your pipe and just isnt for budging.
I just had a while dose of toilet teaser the other day. Okay now after 3 bottles of laxative.
by mk11 October 21, 2010
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