tinkerbell

otherwise known as tinkoff, is small and weasily who likes it up the butt, and when i say he likes it up the butt he really likes it up the butt, he'll stick pineapples, canelopes, watermelons and even one time i saw him stick a rather large squirrel up there, i could tell he liked that(tinkerbell not the squirrel) to sum up small and unusual, to say the least

Tinkerbell is up in the trees playing with the squirrels again.

by BigBoy October 21, 2003

Justin Tinkerbell

so he was a member of a robotic boy band too dumb and untalented to have the discipline and maturity to learn how to sing, write, or play instruments, that were assembled by a greedy fat cat that cares nothing about the quality of music that scored hits and won girlies' hearts with their droid "dancing", shitty harmonies and "good looks" (that's questionable)? And so after this American Menudo split up, he went on a solo career? So he caused a "wardrobe malfunction" on live TV with Janet Jackson, who hasn't had a hit that was worth a shit for years? So he has sown his wild oats here and there? So he has bragged about doing that with Britney Spears, who is another corporate airhead bimbo, and he shacked up with her as well? So he dueted with Mick Jagger at the Rolling Stones gig for the SARS benefit in Toronto a few years ago? That wuss is not even worthy to kiss the ground beneath the Stones' feet. So he thinks he's really manly and macho? Magazine critics are now kissing his ass, calling him an "R&B" singer? A man he'll never be. He's a total lunkhead, a zero, a pansy.

Justin Tinkerbell, you ain't SHIT!

by I Saw U2 Live Twice January 8, 2008

titty tucker

AKA Hotdog...(reference the original definition)...and just picture it.

Dick: Honey, how bout a titty tucker!
Honey: Is that a new kind of bra?
Dick: haha...I'll show you...

by Me March 14, 2004

shit ticket

Anything that is good in a homeless man's imagination

Shit ticket

by Greg stegs February 2, 2010

tinkerbelle

A gay 80 something crossdresser, most commonly know as a character on Cold Case, but is actually a real person. Wants to screw young men.

GET AWAY tinkerbelle!!! I DONT want you to SHAG me!!!

by Auschwitz November 25, 2004

alvin tucker

Big time BAMA, best friend of matt "caveman" kaler (also a bama). Funny guy but hes a bama who thinks he can jump high. Sometimes known for random outbursts of violence, or being mean to people (Tyler Orr and Matt Kaler)

Aaron: Alvin that girls was ugly
Alvin: like one dem discovery channel girls
Aaron: O like those african tribes women?
Alvin: No dogg like one dem dead bitches

by TheBama February 26, 2005

frank the tank tucker

swole kid who is raw at football.

"dont fuk wit frank the tank tucker bih"

by ur mommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm April 22, 2010