Michael Phelps

God in a pair of goggles, just like how Michael Jordan is God in a pair of Nikes.

Michael Phelps dominates Alain Bernard.

by azzayan October 9, 2008

michael wong

the most annoying person you will meet. an absolute asshole. A short-tempered brat who often has a micropenis. desperately tries to fit in but falls flat on his face. A toxic person to be around. will try to act funny and trash over you the next day. Not afraid to steal your ideas and work. not afraid to throw you under the bus. Actually gay.

I can't stand that michael wong, he's so arrogant!

by I <3 Killa Kyle Killeen October 29, 2018

stretching the michael

1. Pulling out snot out of your nose.

1. Look at him! He's stretching the michael! *ewwwwww*

by Gregor foka hunter August 19, 2004

michael king

twat

Michael king is a twat

by bitch7859856 December 16, 2013

michael bisping

The Greatest Light Heavyweight fighter of all time.

Michael Bisping Beat Matt Hamill 10-6 all three rounds, and he's gonna destroy rashad evans to, because he's the best ever!

by Aron Hutchison November 5, 2007

Jean Michael

Super sexy that makes boys wanna hump themselves and do eachother while the girls start giving me blowjobs all day.
Also he is Megans bitch. lawl

Jean Michael is sexy

by xXSolarChaosXx July 14, 2009

michael hwang

Just the dumbest dude ever. He sucks at League of Legends and everything else in life. He just wants to be like Jason who is the awesomest guy ever. Jason is his idol, his king. Somewhere deep inside Michael Hwang is so jelly of Jason that he's peanut butter.

guy 1: dude what a loser he tries to be like Jason the sexiest man alive
guy 2: yeah that guy is totally a michael hwang.

by YOLOCHOLO February 11, 2014