Canadian Mountain Pig

The complete opposite of a Florida Ditch Pig

Dane is so cool! He is my Canadian Mountain Pig

by SputnikTheCat July 23, 2018

Canadian Proposal

As per Theo Von: "When you moon your buddy that is passed out in a chair."

Also know as a Canadian bar mitzvah.

I took a photo of Will Sasso giving his buddy a Canadian Proposal, and he didn't recognize his own asshole.

by cryptk33pr December 21, 2018

Canadians

You can eat Canadians

Snakes do not like Canadians

You can eat Canadian eggs

Canadians cannot fly

Many Canadians will eat baby rats

Canadians are not venomous

Canadians do not have 7 legs

Canadians are very sorry

Canadians have vocal chords

Canadians do not have webbed feet

“Did you see those Canadians?”

“Yeah I bet they’re sorry.”

by AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH July 24, 2021

canadian budgie

Canadian budgie, aka the chickadee, is a small, hardy, fast-flying mostly seed-eating bird native to North America that is very tame around people and will readily take seeds from an open hand. They are as common and annoying as budgies are (in their homeland of Australia) hence the nickname, Canadian budgie.

'Damn Canadian budgies were hazing me and my camera when I was trying to get shots of them at the feeder!'

by snaffles January 2, 2017

Canadian Condom

A condom that will be the nicest, softest, condom of all time. WILL LISTEN TO ALL COMMANDS

Girl: TO HARD!! Man: Okay Ill just use my Canadian condom

by Canadian Condom April 24, 2017

a canadian welcome

When you handshake and you put one leg over the hands and fart in the other one in the face.

ah fuck that dude im gonna give him a canadian welcome

by Mathiens( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) March 26, 2017

Canadian xylophone

A sexual act in which a woman gets on her hands and knees in front of her male partner while he dips his erect penis in a bowl of ice water and repeatedly slaps it against her back.

Jan and I decided to try something new last night so I played her like a Canadian xylophone.

by HoneyTheHusky June 10, 2016