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Tactical turd

The process of having of having a poo before you leave your house when you don't need to have one to not inconvenience yourself later on in the day and needing to have a poo when not in your house.
"Have you left yet?"
"Not yet, I'm having a tactical turd"
by regdoss September 13, 2018
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wizard turd

renaissance festival after hour workers. often enjoy dungeon's and dragons, magic and love type o negative and other crappy bands they look grimy usually trying to look gothic and mysterious
look at the wizard turds playing dungeons and dragons in their mom's basement
by the necromancer June 21, 2013
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Turd gauntlet

1. Deposits of animal feces on a hiking/biking trail or other recreational travelway. Left by non-caring dog owners usually because they can't bring themselves to wrap their hands around warm dog shit through a plastic grocery bag and then carry it down the street dangling like some stinking nutsack.

2. An impediment to mowing your lawn left by dogs whose owners have encouraged them to use your lawn as their personal potty or simply let the dog out so it won't shit in their own yard.

3. Sometimes left by nature's own such as large flocks of non-migratory Canadian geese, also known as sky carp.
I had to bunny hop a turd gauntlet on the descent.
by Jay Langley January 19, 2010
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teabag turd

When a rogue unflushed turd is left for a few hours in the toilet bowl and takes on the appearance of a spent tea bag.
"I went to the toilet this morning and someone had left a teabag turd in there."
by The sting May 29, 2014
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turd burglar

Another name for shithead; a term for someone that really pissed you off.
Mark, your such a turd burglar! Gimme my sammich back!
by dr sauce October 28, 2011
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turd burgeler

Someone who steals shit from you or someone else.
Dude is such a Turd Burgeler. Always stealing shit.
by Rocko Da Pimp December 30, 2014
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ghost turd

To rush to the toilet thinking you had to poop
I thought I was going to crap my pants, but it was a ghost turd
by timberjaw February 2, 2015
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