The process of having of having a poo before you leave your house when you don't need to have one to not inconvenience yourself later on in the day and needing to have a poo when not in your house.
by regdoss September 13, 2018
Get the Tactical turdmug. renaissance festival after hour workers. often enjoy dungeon's and dragons, magic and love type o negative and other crappy bands they look grimy usually trying to look gothic and mysterious
by the necromancer June 21, 2013
Get the wizard turdmug. 1. Deposits of animal feces on a hiking/biking trail or other recreational travelway. Left by non-caring dog owners usually because they can't bring themselves to wrap their hands around warm dog shit through a plastic grocery bag and then carry it down the street dangling like some stinking nutsack.
2. An impediment to mowing your lawn left by dogs whose owners have encouraged them to use your lawn as their personal potty or simply let the dog out so it won't shit in their own yard.
3. Sometimes left by nature's own such as large flocks of non-migratory Canadian geese, also known as sky carp.
2. An impediment to mowing your lawn left by dogs whose owners have encouraged them to use your lawn as their personal potty or simply let the dog out so it won't shit in their own yard.
3. Sometimes left by nature's own such as large flocks of non-migratory Canadian geese, also known as sky carp.
by Jay Langley January 19, 2010
Get the Turd gauntletmug. When a rogue unflushed turd is left for a few hours in the toilet bowl and takes on the appearance of a spent tea bag.
by The sting May 29, 2014
Get the teabag turdmug. by dr sauce October 28, 2011
Get the turd burglarmug. by Rocko Da Pimp December 30, 2014
Get the turd burgelermug. by timberjaw February 2, 2015
Get the ghost turdmug.