Touch grass

Ugh, ew, you're not fucking your look alike are you!? Ugh!

Hym "Touch grass is a Bett Cooper thing, you're not fucking your look alike are you!? Cus your wife is ugly and you're a narcissist so I wouldn't put it past you... Gross."

by Hym Iam March 29, 2024

Touch

To make sensual or sexual physical contact, oftentimes without consent; in other words, grope, fondle, or molest.

Jake: I'm going to touch you.
Mary: Not if I touch you first.
Emmanuel: I wanna get touched...

by TheSnekDen September 20, 2025

Touch Bar

bring it back Apple we would gladly pay extra

the Touch Bar needs to come back to the macbooks

by iPhone=Airbus, Samsung=Boeing October 21, 2025

The Hamburglar Touch

After giving a facial, the man goes to “grab a towel”. The man proceeds to ransack the kitchen of booze and deli meats, then make for the nearest exit.

There’s a bunch of wine in the fridge, I hit this divorcee with the hamburglar touch the other night.

by Filthyrandall November 2, 2025

The septic touch

An act where you refrain from wiping for a week, when your rear is nice and crusted you cover your hand in the feces and begin to jerk off.

Yeah man I did the septic touch and now my shlong is green.

by The hugaba December 19, 2025

Jonah's touch

Turning something into nothing
Antonym: Midas touch (turning nothing into something)
Synonyms: Inverted Midas, Inverse Midas, invert Midas, Sadim touch, reverse Midas, reverted Midas, revert Midas

Origins: from Biblical story of Jonah, when Jonah makes the ship nearly drowning until Jonah thrown away to the sea

1. Leftism is like the Jonah's touch, because Leftism destroys everything it touches

- Dennis Prager

2. Amy has a Jonah's touch, because when she's involved in her own bakery, her bakery has negative reviews and then going bankrupt

by Sir. B July 1, 2021

Toe touches

Bad/unbearable(like sweaty toes)

‘BRO. It smells like toe touches in here (bad/unbearable). Did you just fart??’

by LiveLoveLaughyes July 8, 2021