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salty

(Adjective): - Anger, bitterness, or sulkiness in response to a being put in a situation one finds disagreeable and/or unfair. For instance, one could be salty after experiencing a sporting or political defeat, having a joke made at one's expense, or being placed in an unpleasant situation (such as being given extra work by one's boss).

Being "salty" is generally a sign of emotional immaturity, as the situation is rarely as unfair as the salty individual believes it to be. Most of the time they're just whining because things didn't go their way.

Grumbling, sarcasm, snapping, moodiness, and even outright hostility are all examples of "salty" behaviour.

The term is likely derived from the fact that salt has an acrid and bitter flavour.
"Gareth was really salty after his team lost the game yesterday. He's been sulking in his room ever since."

"Don't be like that, Jen. It was just a harmless prank. There's no need to be so salty about it."
by Grymbald April 26, 2017
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Salty Lemon

The act of feeding the female partner something sour and then sticking your dick in their puckered mouth.
Daen really liked having a salty lemon on him by his futa gf.
by YNWL January 22, 2019
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Salty

Referring to something or someone who is incredibly mean and "salty" to everyone. Also someone who pulls off amazing roasts.
Student: Oh, its Salty! She's gonna roast you so hard!!
by Broken Mirror May 3, 2018
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Salty hurricane

When you are receiving a blowjob, and you spin your penis in a rapid circular motion, as you are jizzing onto a face.
My dad asked me if I had ever given a girl a salty hurricane , in front of my mom. Talk about embarrassing, because I did.
by Dustinj321 October 14, 2017
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salty Sasquatch

When you cram a miniature Sasquatch figurine in her ass and push it in further with your dick
The other day I picked up a street Walker and gave her a salty Sasquatch.
by SaltySasquatch March 28, 2024
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Salty Geoff

When you’re on a boat and the frequency of the waves perfectly synchronises with your heartbeat causing a freak wave in your digestive tract - ultimately forcing you to abandon all humility and evacuate your bowels into any nearby receptacle (for example a bucket) irrespective of witnesses.
I thought I was going to make it into the harbour, but within barely thirty seconds a turtle head turned into a cloth toucher and I had to pull a Salty Geoff in front of my wife and her two best friends. It was only as I was leaning overboard rinsing the evidence away in the salty water that I realised what I had done and vowed instead to burn the bucket and never speak of the moment again.
by Juanaconda May 31, 2022
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The Salty Oyster

When you eat her out in your beach hut after she takes a dip in the ocean
I did the salty oyster on her when we went to the beach!
by Opblaas Henjjjj April 23, 2025
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