Text Math

When you subtract the time between their message and your response so as to avoid the following: seeming desperate, sounding actually upset at them, desperate, glad that someone cared enough to respond to you, desperate, and to avoid sounding desperate.

Text math is done in a number of scenarios such as during arguments with your soon-to-be ex, your parents when you're drunk, or with that co-worker when you aren't sure how exactly they got your number.
I have my response, but I need to wait 7 minutes to send it according to my text math.
by Tamed-Carrot May 17, 2018
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math

Heaven
Synonyms: Life, Happiness, Love, God
Person 1: I love studying math
Person 2: ikr
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Bronx Math

bronx math suck mad dick the uniform ugly too
minaj: yoo i fucking hate bronx math

starkeisha: bitch me too let’s drop out
by DAT HOE 100 October 20, 2020
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Girl math

Girl please I slept with all those guys several years ago girl math says that they don't count when I slept with them recently.
by Fellaisonpoint February 12, 2024
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Prodigy Math Game

An OVERDESIGNED math learning game with a stupid membership system that costs 90 something dollars and doesn't even make you better at math, just able to access the "Members only" Items.
That greedy cheater, Prodigy math game, has a p2w (or in this case pay to get) system only comparable to the Gold and now DIAMOND pass of Clash (Cash) Royale.
by Mudane potion#069 October 19, 2023
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Maths

Everyone favourite subject........... NOT
I Hate maths so much

Now its time for everyone's favourite subject MATHS
by anonymous February 2, 2021
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