Taxom

When you are the only person who has a vehicle and you have to drive all your friends around since they have no other way to do it. Hence you become their mother and a taxi driver.

I am sick of being a damn taxom for these people and never gettin' gas money!

by petobambeto December 13, 2012

Taxi Cab Drunk

Someone who gets so drunk (usually at a dive bar) that it is apparent to everyone that they should call a professional to get them home.

Typically these are 40-60 year old men that wear depends and occasionally fall asleep mid sentence.

Bar Patron #1: This old fucker at South River Bar was so wasted he fell asleep while hitting on some fat road whore.

Bar Patron #2: Shit that asshole is Taxi Cab Drunk, hope he has his diapers on!

by Impaler August 27, 2013

taximarketer

A taximarketer is a taxi driver who wears a bluetooth headset, trying to sell cheap internet plans while drive people places in his yellow sunshine.

As a taximarketer I signed like hundreds of people up to Telstra and got thousands of dollars in tips from the taxi

by D-Ware October 28, 2013

Taxonomically

Organizing in an ordered category

The rules of the new game were written taxonomically.

by Jeba Barker January 25, 2014

Taxass

A sore, aching ass caused from sitting for too many hours working on State and Federal Income Taxes. An irritating condition, confined to the ass region, caused by siting for long periods of time.

I've been sitting here for so long working on these freak'n taxes and now its escalated into a severe case of taxass.

by oobyek April 9, 2014

taxreturnmas

Taxreturnmas is the period of time between receiving your tax refund and spending the last cent. It's the time to buy all the things you couldn't afford all year.

I'm writing my Taxreturnmas wish list! New tv, computer, Xbox.

by Nyshwalla December 22, 2014

taxpayer inc.

a type of society in which bureaucrats make more than the working class at minimum wage

i currently live in a taxpayer inc.

by Uncle Dimma January 30, 2015