Swifty

A third-rate Jew who doesn't exist. You might think he's there whenever you talk to him, but really you're just imagining him. While being the fastest person ever, Swifty has also suffered through a paper-eating addiction. With his old age, he's now ugly af. But back in his day, he was the hottest lesbian I've ever seen.

Person 1: "Did you see Swifty the other day?"
Person 2: "Who's Swifty?"
Person 1: "I actually don't know."

by Arsenal47 May 19, 2021

Swiftie with anxiety 44

A very awesome tiktok account on thin fucking ice.

Swiftie with anxiety 44 is an Amazing tiktok that deserves a Oscar

by Stanley urnail June 9, 2021

Swiftophobia

Having a fear/being afraid of Suzuki swifts.

I cant get in that car. I have swiftophobia.

by Afro Barbadian June 14, 2021

swiftie

a swiftie is a person who is fan of taylor swift

hey look is a swiftie!! they must need therapy

by my lover June 29, 2021

swifty_fett

One of the most amazing people I've ever met <3333333

swifty_fett is amazing :) <3

by Qnivol July 21, 2021

Switch

“Switch”, switch is when one of your peoples decides to switch up on you.

Dawg, Bonqueequee is so switch. She posted a video of her outside with ole boy when she told me she was on house arrest.

by BigDro August 6, 2021

Switcharoo

The act of complete domination over inferior males. To remove and replace an individuals testicles with their eyes, and replace their eyes with their testicles. The mangled and botched swap of a man's eyes with his testicles.

"OH shit did you see what happened to Keith? Garrett gave him a good ol switcharoo."

by Whiskey_spliffy6 August 24, 2021