metro sexual

a person who isnt gay, but dresses like they are gay....south park

"It's cool the be a metrosexual. You know act gay, but you aren't really gay."

by bitch November 08, 2003

sexual harassment

When an unattractive man tries to flirt with a female co-worker, it's deemed sexual harassment. However, when it's an attractive man, it's innocent flirting.

Bob from Accounting - I complimented Linda on her promotion yesterday. Now she's threatening to sue the pants off me for sexual harassment.

Stan from Marketing - I told Linda she would look lovely in a pearl necklace. Then I gave her one in the file room last night after she sucked my pipes dry.

Bob - But isn't that sexual harassment?

Stan - For you yes, because you're fugly. For me no, it's being fun.

Bob - D'oh!

by Anonymonymony March 12, 2009

sexual chocolate

way to describe a really hot guy, whether they're black or white. Taken from 'sexual chocolate!' said in the Eddie Murphy film 'Coming To America'. Said with a strong emphasis on the CHOColate!

"Noel is a piece of sexual chocolate!!"
"so is ben gilles...break me off a piece of that!!"

by iLoveMySC March 06, 2005

Sexual Chocolate

An overtly well endowed dark penis.

His sexual chocalate was so delicious, I just had to have more and more and more and more...

by The Word December 10, 2003

metro sexual

a guy who dresses gay(ex... wears makeup and nice clothes...) but is definately NOT gay.

david desrosiers
He is a metro.

by Homeslice February 25, 2004

girlboss-sexual

girlboss-sexual is a sexuality that means being attracted to girlbosses only, like myself.

“ woah! her and her mom is such a girlboss, i’d do them both “
“ mom.. i think i’m girlboss-sexual “

by amélieisagirlboss December 01, 2021

Dough-sexual

someone who works at a bakery and finds sexual gratification from squeezing dough. Dough sexuals find the dough feels like women’s breasts.

Note: only applies to those attracted to biological females

Emma is a Dough-sexual

by Pyjama pants December 28, 2019