Sad Spank

Sad Spank; The act of preforming self-materbation whilst crying, and utilizing the shed tears as a form of lubrication.

Todd~ " Has anybody seen Adam in the past hour?"

Kevin~ " Yeah, I saw him go off to his truck a few minutes ago, must be having a rough day."

Todd~ " Oh, gotchya. He should just rip off a few sad spanks and he will be fine."

by The Red Shit April 19, 2018

happy personality but sad soul

Socially awesome but awkwardly finding yourself non existing when you're alone

I have a happy personality but sad soul dont ask for my opinion.

by Gzus1011 December 31, 2022

sad

joe mama on tusedays

damn thats sad

by sugar daddyyyy February 7, 2020

sad dad wad ad

When you try to type every work possible only using the WASD keys

Im so bored imma just try to type every word possible using the WASD keys

literally 10 min later... Ok i found out that sad dad wad ad is the most possible words in WASD, i just wasted 10 min of my life im never getting back

by Indigoblue4002 January 22, 2025

Sad

How we felt when iron man died

Person 1: yo iron mans death was soo sad
Person 2: what na I was happy

Person 1: *kicked person 2 out of existence*

by person 2 pooped himself July 19, 2020

sad story told twice

Sad story told twice is a reference to having a similar background or upbringing as another person. You've heard it before. Father walked out because of drugs, ect.

She was a sad story told twice.

by SeaSkye January 6, 2017

Sad Lamb

This is a term that can get you banned on Facebook for about a day. No idea how though but, those idiots at Facebook don't like sad lambs, I guess.

Sad Lamb. (you say that to get banned on Facebook)

by Attept3 April 29, 2021