sleep ninja

AnnihilatIng A Girls Vagina While She Is Sleeping

The Sleep Ninja Left Me A Note That Said Here Is Some Aspirin. You Will Need It. And There Was A Pregnancy Test In The Bathroom.

by kelsi's mom November 11, 2013

Sleep Paralysis

When you have a dream about black people coming into the damn room and sealing evey goddamn thing in your room the black people drugged you that's why your cannot move they steal all your things and start dancing and then punch you in the face and sit on you and than leave

Oh I had a werid dream about black people in sleep paralysis
Person: what was it?

They were stealing all of my shit

by Tobiboi876 July 22, 2021

The big sleep

Going to bed for the night

Im gonna go do the big sleep, later dude.

by Catwoman1199 September 7, 2020

sleeper

a person who has too much sleep. dont mess cuz they r too cranky and will beat u up with a stick, machine gun, sword, machetie, or a cat. loves atackin with the cat.

"my bro is such a sleeper. he hit me in the head with a cat."

by H3R0 B01 May 19, 2006

sleep

sleep means "call me mireille i'll be lying down waiting for you to call"

mark: hey i'm going to sleep

mark's head: hope she calls

mireille: ok i'll be up studying...good night.

mark's face: =(

by hot sauce June 2, 2004

legally blonde and his skunk head wife and there home alone looking receding line twerp of a son that cries himself to sleep and still wets the bed

Lucius, narcissa, and draco malfoy

I hate legally blonde and his skunk head wife and there home alone looking receding line twerp of a son that cries himself to sleep and still wets the bed.

by buttery orbreese May 27, 2021

skleeping

When one sleeps in and misses a class. Combination of the words "skipping" and "sleeping."

"Where the hell's Joey? He's not skleeping again, is he?"

"Yes, I'm afraid so, he stayed up quite late last night."

by Joel67 April 8, 2006