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Rose Valley Fountain

Meeting a woman at JR's Tavern that wants to you home with you. She is led to Rose Valley lake instead of a residence. Once at the lake, the back seat of her car is folded down and the two of you proceed to make love. Halfway through it is realized that she is a squirter. She is made to squirt like a fountain until there are puddles on her floor board. You then take off so quickly that she cannot follow you to figure out where you live.
Man, I met a woman at JR's the other night with triple G's, she wanted to go home, so I gave her the Rose Valley Fountain instead.
by RodJammerJR May 22, 2023
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Roses

Roses , a meaning of Jordan... Minajs fandom on titkok
by Ketiaa September 19, 2021
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rose barinelli

The coolest and most beautiful person alive, that is insecure but strong inside. Girls envy her and boys love her.
Nate: Dude, who's the hottest girl at our school?
John: rose barinelli!!!!!
by velag12 November 8, 2012
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Rose Lace Noose

The virtual up and coming superstar boy band that consists of Lead Vocalist, Xavi, Lead Guitarist, Davi, Primary Dancer Jordy G, Pianist, JAM-il, and Secondary Dancer, RayRay.
OMG DID YOU GO AND SEE ROSE LACE NOOSE AT CAMDEN? YOUR LIKE SO THE STUFF
by IssaMysteryy March 4, 2024
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rose-sexual

A sexuality where an individual is only attracted to Rose Elizabeth (sparkle) Crouch.
I am coming out as rose-sexual
by Sparkplelover September 24, 2023
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Rose

A rose, by any other name, is a weed, which is typically given to a woman in February, in exchange for sexual favors. The rose may also be given at other times of the year, when a man feels that it is time to pretend that he was wrong in exchange for make-up sexual favors. This species of weed is related to the cactus, in that it has deadly spikes on its' stem, but dissimilar from canibus in that it offers no fun in consumption, and your annoying, stoner coworkers don't profess their love for it incessantly. A rose starts life as a seed, just like your sorry ass did, which becomes a bud, then, finally, a rose. At this point, the weed is violently removed from the rest of its' body, and shoved into a glass jar to suffer for a few days, before finally "wilting," or dying, and being thrown away by your future ex-girlfriend.

But the sex is incredible.
"I'm going to surprise Julie with a dozen roses on Friday, so that she can help me with my blue balls."

"The cat shit in the rose bush again."
by Whack Job Jimmy April 23, 2024
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