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Roberto

He is a playboy who has 50 girlfriends and they all love him so much, Every girl who talks to him is automatically his gf
Roberto: Hi
Syd: Hello

*becomes girlfriend*
by cAlessaurushusygcsvgswf3ejxreg December 15, 2022
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Mercy Roberts

Hooker. Walmart Gift Card. not just a hooker MY hooker.
Me - Omg, Mercy Roberts is a hooker.
You - and a walmart gift card.
Me - for sure.
by thedefinitionofchelsea February 13, 2010
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Si Robertson

Si Robertson is tied for the 2nd most powerful being in existence with Shaggy, and #1 being Gucci Berry. Si Robertson can create anything from anything. He can make a Barrett .50 cal out of 3 sticks,a couple of rubber band, a piece of gum, and some shrapnel. He also gets most of his power from his beard and his special ancient tea that he makes himself.
by Somoki January 26, 2019
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Jack robertson

Jack Robertson he is pure solid and the coolest person in millburn
Person 1: do you know Jack robertson?

Person 2: yes he is so cool he smokes weed and drinks vodka but I'm scared of him.
by Strong jack robertson December 15, 2019
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National Roberta Day

The day we all hug and pat Roberta Sister of Dominic Sonic Takes place on the 26th of April
“HI WHORES IT’S NATIONAL ROBERTA DAY”
by chickenising chicken March 28, 2021
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The Oral Roberts

When you are getting a blowjob from a girl, and right before you cum you pull out and cover her face, then finish by throwing an open bible in her face and telling her to REPENT!
My girlfriend was bugging me to wake up early sunday and go to church, but I convinced her to just take "The Oral Roberts" instead.
by the Dildozer September 3, 2013
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Oral Robberts

The infamous "I need to raise millions of dollars within a few weeks or God will smite me" Bible-thumpin' chiseler who **robbed** his congregation and followers blind.
I hear that a lot of preachers are now shamelessly using "fire 'n' brimstone" sermons filled with threats of "hell and damnation" in an attempt to pressure/blackmail their parishioners into making donations to their churches --- sounds like a lot of Oral Robberts copycats to me!
by QuacksO July 25, 2018
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