pump scare

when one is perusing omegle and happens upon a plethora of penile appendages

damn gina! i got the biggest pump scare of my life on omegle last night!

by gingerbreadwoman42069 March 8, 2019

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Pump a Dump

“Is a sexual act on which one thrusts once and then immediately following shits themselves”

“Hold on sally I gotta take a shit, I know you don’t want me to ‘Pump a Dump’ again”

by Slobknob247 March 5, 2019

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A rapper from Miami, Florida that makes lit ass music and will beat the fuck outta u if you talk shit about him or gucci. Is known for saying the catchphrase ESSKEETITTTTTT and sipping on a cup of lean. Commonly seen with best bud smokepurpp and is a motherfucken harvard drop out with a GPA of 1.5. Would probably go for girls named molly, julianna, gucci, jasmine, brianna, sophia, amanda, melanie, tessa, jordon and would fuck ur bitch. He also than ur dad and will run ur ass over if u be talkin shit.

Yeo bro lil pump is trashhhhh.

Bio shut the fuck up esskeetitttttt.

by Juliannaytg360 June 2, 2018

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Pumping Chili

Vomiting violently.

"Where's Ralph?"
"Oh he's in the bathroom pumping chili. He had a wild night."

"Yo, this guy's pumping some mad chili."

by Jn17 October 3, 2013

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Petrol Pump

The act of gripping someone’s sideburns (usually by the thumb and index finger) then yanking it “really hard”.

“I got hold of his sideburns and we played petrol pumps and I pumped it real hard and then he started crying!”

by Solvalou October 26, 2022

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Time-Pumping

The act of driving to solely purchase gasoline in an effort to waste time efficiently.

Friend 1: "Where's John? We were supposed to go the game."

Friend 2: "Oh, he's time-pumping again.."

Friend 1: "What the hell is the point of driving to just get gas?"

Friend 2: "No idea."

by Codester91 July 29, 2011

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