peson

A type of cheese.

Chloe likes peson

by snoozeysteve February 23, 2011

Moon-Poon

An extremely pale girls vagina.

John: Fuck man, did you see that chick I banged last night, hot as fuck..
Jim: Really? She looked like she had a bit of a Moon-Poon.

by poonraiderxo August 4, 2011

intentional food poisoning

The process of entering a dodgy eatery and deliberately ingesting food that has clearly been contaminated by being spat on, having flies sit on the meat for extended periods of time and being left in a bain-marie for the better part of a week. It would be less painful eating rotten road kill from the center of the desert, infected with Malaria. The specific reason for doing this to yourself, and causing all this pain to oneself, is to simply get out of work. Bosses the world over hear many excuses from their employees, but intentional food poisoning, is the number one cause of "employee away on Monday again" disease. Employees suffering from this illness should be taken from their place of residence and shipped to a small island inhabited by cannibals and eaten so they understand what it feels like to give someone intentional food poisoning.

Not in again today? Intentional food poisoning again is it?
Did you hear about <insert hated workmate name here>? He gave him/herself intentional food poisoning
Intentional food poisoning is the number one cause of diabetes in fat cunts who dont want to work
If you think you have intentional food poisoning, then you should be dragged out and molested by a rabid pack of panthers on heat.

by honneamise December 2, 2018

polonia

one of the thirteen slavic tribes of eastern europe

polonia ins the slavic trible name for poland

by mmclovin May 20, 2008

poon

adj. Badass; tight; used to describe something/someone that is really awesome

Everyone at the concert was so poon.

by Emilo September 20, 2008

Poona

A filthy middle-eastern or Indian person. Derogatory term, not quite like n*g**r, yet up there with jungle bunny and niggasaurus.

"See that Filthy fuckin' poona flauntin' that rag."

"Hey Poona hit me up with another coffee and a donut."

"Fucking poona's killed my brother in Iran."

"Goddamn poona spit in my coffee."

by CoonChaser5000 January 5, 2008

Poon

extremely hot woman that is usually from some ethnic group like itallian, russian or some asian country

"check out that poon asian chick!"

by Sovereign November 15, 2004