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Toilet chalk

When you take a dump, and the bowl has brown streaks in it.
Someone took a huge Toilet Chalk...look at all those streK marks.
by Suburban pack May 5, 2023
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Skibidi toilet

skibidy toilet: is a word used by kids who watch dafuqboom a youtuber who posts skibidi toilet, bunch of people which have men heads in toilet and singing the song "skibidi dop dop yes yes".
by N0N0 the 3rd January 15, 2024
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texas toilet

A texas toilet is the act of putting desserts such as cake or pies on the vagina while letting the owner of the vagina urinate while you eat the desserts(before or after fucking it,preferably after)
I heard margret had a texas toilet by robert.
by Dickerdowner30000 September 5, 2017
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toilet troll

a guy (typically of indian descent) who dwells in the toilet of a nightclub, offering trinkets to the weary traveler.
last time I went to the toilet in that club, the toilet troll tried to flog me a spray of aftershave for five quid
by the_toilet_dweller_123 February 19, 2024
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Astro Toilet

The Astro Toilets are an alien race that resemble household toilets, known to be far larger and bigger in scope and power compared to Skibidi Toilets, this is what made them become the new main antagonists.

The Astro Toilets are known to incorporate futuristic technologies, such as various high-tech weaponry and gear, they are also very durable as shown in episodes where common technology and weapons barely damage them, some can even survive having their head cut off.

After G-Toilet's failure to prevent the disinfection of Titan Speakerman, they attempted to assassinate him after an unknown discussion, unaware it was a decoy. After failing to do so due to the Chief Scientist Skibidi Toilet Mech intervening, they cut ties with the Skibidi Toilets, planning to take over the planet alone without allying to any side.3

Their current goals are to execute G-Toilet (a former Astro Commander) for treason and to take over Earth by destroying both The Alliance and the Skibidi Toilets. Though this will be very hard now that The Alliance and the Skibidi Toilets have teamed up, they are all currently fighting in The Battle of Asheville. It is currently in Episode 77 and no side has won yet.
Assailant Astro Toilet
Duchess Astro Toilet
Juggernaut Astro Toilet
Detainer Astro Toilet
Carrier Astro Toilet
Mothership Astro Toilet
Destructor Astro Toilet
Impactor Astro Toilet
Interceptor Astro Toilet
Obliterator Astro Toilet
Specialist Astro Toilet
Rocketeer Astro Toilet †
Strider Astro Toilet
Troop Astro Toilet
Scout Astro Toilet †
by YourLocalOGISMHater October 21, 2024
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toilet bowl scholar

Someone who researches a topic during a bowel movement, finds literature that aligns with their uneducated morals and immediately becomes an “expert,” on any given subject.
Because Karen is a toilet bowl scholar, she believes she knows more than a health care proffessional.
by Dorian2555 July 12, 2024
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Power Toilet

The act of going to the toilet whilst consuming an alcoholic beverage. An offshoot of the more commonly known Power Shower. Usually takes place in preparation for a big night out shunting or kunting.
"I just had an epic Power Toilet"

"Hang on, I have to Power Toilet"
by Bill Sussman March 16, 2010
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