bald monkey

A pussy without hair is also known as a "Bald Monkey"

1. A clean shaved or waxed pussy is also known as a Bald Monkey.

by BrendaLee January 1, 2006

The New Monkey

The name of a nightclub that has very good music. It's in Sunderland.

Rnb sucks.

by Psycho Bitch April 6, 2004

porch monkey

a black person

I walked by that porch monkey's house and he yelled at me.

by kcdooggg March 17, 2009

Jack Monkey

For little ghetto kids who aren't old enough to call people jack a@s yet, there is jack monkey. A perfectly acceptable synonym which prevents a whoopin for using a bad word.

Getcho self over here and get some red kool-aid, you jack monkey!

by Ginger DixonGlitz March 21, 2009

Mad Monkey

When the man is about to climax (in doggy style) he pulls out, pulls her hair up, cums all over the girls neck and then rubs her hair in it. The reaction should be the girl with one if not both hands behind her head screaming at the top of her lungs. Resulting in her looking like a monkey.

My buddy gave his ex-g/f a mad monkey as a parting gift.

by Hinto Beans October 1, 2008

dub monkey

A refined individual who has realised that by watching dubbed anime they can multi-task and better realise the emotions of the characters.

Truely, dub monkeys are the truest of anime fans

by Liam Says March 9, 2019

sans monkey

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sans monkey?

sans monkey!

by sans monkey February 15, 2020