march marathon

The act of jacking off the same number of times as the day. March 3rd, jack off 3 times that day.

Note: Mostly, only faggots do this.

March Marathon

by Centurion224 March 6, 2009

Mercy High School in Baltimore

Mercy high, mercy low, mercy girls know how to blow.

Guy 1: where can I find some nice head?
Guy 2:Mercy high school in Baltimore

by Ball sac 101 January 11, 2017

March 22nd

My birthday.

Yay it's my birthday, March 22nd

by Ifidiesoon March 22, 2021

March 23

Give the ugliest guy at school head

Damn its March 23rd i better give Jerry some head

by bigduckenergy October 18, 2019

merc

Short for Mercury or Mercedes Benz. Originated with Mercury owners in the muscle car eras, but has now degenerated into referring to only Mercedes.

"Yo check out the rims on that Merc!"
"That ain't a merc, dumbass."

by akjhf September 26, 2007

march 29

a sexy man that pulls all the girls and lives in virginia

march 29 right

by guclfvjjik October 18, 2019

March Hare

A term employed to state that someone is crazy, e.g., "mad as a March Hare." Derives from the March Hare which Alice pursues down the rabbit hole in Lewis Carrol's "Alice in Wonderland."

He's crazier than a March hare, and needs to be locked up.

by Rod Brock July 30, 2006