Mattes

Good looking

Mattes is good looking and always makes you laugh

by Mishima November 23, 2021

matt handle

known for dressing as a woman and hosting prosbies. one time he vomited next to brendans bed...and gaby's jacket. but its ok, we swear by him.

can you matt handle this?

by lovetomatthandle November 7, 2009

Matt hurst

Matt hurst-a bitch nigga who likes dick in the ass and swallows cum

Stop being such a matt hurst g

by FAT_NIGGA69420 November 27, 2019

Matt Horan

A slight obese but not overly obese man who cares for his hair. And also doesn’t brush his teeth

Don’t be a Matt Horan when u are anticipating a coming out party.

by Lester 2 September 11, 2021

Matt allen

A self righteous, uncaring self centered piece of work. Matt Allen's are as smart as a Allen key wrench set, but those are more useful. They have a horrible temper and are always red in the face. Your best friend one minute then stealing your shit the next. Basically a complete squid.

Dude 1: why do you think you have the right to do whatever you want?
Dude 2: because I'm Matt Allen!

by Brutus the toothless May 3, 2020

matt barrese

Matt Barrese he biggest dick ever he's amazing at sex this name gives you the knowledge to give great advice to everyone and you are always right

sex is Matt Barrese Number one best quality

by Matt Barrese April 11, 2017

Matt A

Matt A is an amazing person and God's gift to your life! He will cheer you up anytime and he's good at it too. He is a person you can be around and not get too annoyed with (most of the time at least). I think the only thing that this person needs to work on is time management. besides that, he's a spectacular monkey!
He also works out a lot and loves eating food as well.
He is also besties with Matt P and they both love each other

Me: Hey, have you seen Matt A?
MB: No, why?
Me: He said he would meet me here.
MB: when?
Me: um, let's see... *checks time* *jaw drops* "It was supposed to be about 5 hours ago".
MB: bruh what?!

*car drives in parking lot* * they both look up and look at the car*
Me: who is tha... are you kidding me?!
MB: what?
Me: It's Matt A.
*Matt A walks out of the car with a huge smile on his face*
Me: what are you smiling about?
Matt A: I'm so happy I made it here on time!
Me: no you didn't, look at the time you are 5 hours late!
Matt A: No look I said this time......Oh my bad, I read that wrong.
Me: you're lucky you are a great person!
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Folks make sure you work on your time managment so you don't end up in Matt A's situation!

(<3 U)

by yeahiknowihavethebiggestbutt November 2, 2023