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jelly machiavelli

I myself created this term wich basically means you are such an idiot that your brain is made of jelly and you also get no bitches just like the painter machiavelli you get me?
by Erionthevicinator March 24, 2022
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Gyatt Machine

A Gyatt Machine, someone with loads of "gyatt"
Chris: "Whoa Timmy, that's alot of gyatt. You're a gyatt machine"

Timmy: "What the fuck Chris"
by earthturd2454 April 4, 2023
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fine-tuned machine

Hey, did you see how Donald's fine-tuned machine is going to Hell in a hand basket?
by Muppinator February 18, 2017
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hot tub time machine

When you fuck a girl while drunk, wake up and whish you hadn't. then next you see her, you get drunk again, and fuck her again. and still wish you hadn't
when we got to chilli's, biegel stayed away from reba, but after four beers he did a hot tub time machine and took her home.
by cusacker November 13, 2009
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Mathilde

Mathilde is a amazing person. She is sexy and attractive. She is good in everything she try’s. Mathilde has a rich family and gets all she want. If your a boy you gonna fall in love in the first moment you see her big af ass and here’s melons. Most likely you can’t get a good relationship with her because all the boys are in love with her.😚
“Ohh mathilde is so sexy!”
“Have Mathilde a new boyfriend we broke up yesterday
“Mathilde is mine”
by Puselus1234 July 5, 2020
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machinegunner

Given to a man/woman who has the duty to pleasure two girls at once using his fingers making a machine-gun like motion whilst in the process.
WOW! that guy is a real machinegunner look at him pleasure those bitches
by Maddog August 25, 2003
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Teh Machine

It controls us all, like the matrix, but it pwns even the machines, you can't escape it, but, must fight it.
Fight Teh Machine

How do you know about Teh Machine?
by F to the MA January 20, 2005
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