Digitally Liberate Yourself

to liberate your digit (finger) from your arse, to pull your finger out

Scenario 1: "Come now, it is time we must digitally liberate ourselves and get started with this assignment."

Scenario 2: "I wish you would digitally liberate yourself and get moving."

by mischievous maverick April 10, 2010

Liberal

Hillary Clinton

Damn Hillary Clinton is such a liberal

by Big daddy o5 November 21, 2018

Liberal

A glorified conservative

Guy 1: Hey why does Jack whine so much?
Guy 2: He's a liberal.

by Sadguru47 January 17, 2019

Liberals

People who have overwhelming support but think they have underwhelming support

Man 1: Hey wanna be a liberal? There arent many of us, maybe we can make a change
Man 2: i hear more than half the population are liberals

by Kim Jong-Ill September 18, 2020

literarily celibate

noun - having abstained from writing

I can't stand to be literarily celibate; it drives me insane!

by Arelya March 26, 2009

literalol

n., When you actually laugh out loud at something. Used on Facebook, when texting, etc.

Tina: So I told him, Officer, I swear to drunk I'm not God!
Joe: literalol

by Kaia___ October 31, 2011

literal ass-hat

(N) Someone who relentlessly stalks you on tumblr and shitposts about you

Yeah, I know dude. That literal ass-hat was on my blog like 3 times in one hour

by mmmmblockinoutthehaterz April 3, 2015