Pineapple Liker

(Derogatory) fuck pineapples all my homies hate pineapples

you're a pineapple liker? disgusting!

by c0llarb0ne June 12, 2021

Penis licker

An insult against a (preferably homophobic) straight male

“Oh my god Jeremy, you’re such a penis licker”

by Hello Future July 6, 2021

Cathead Licker

To See How Long A"Worm Hand"Can Hold His Tongue To The Cathead Before It Burns The Tongue Cathead Licker.

Slap Sum"Pipe Dope"On The Backside Of Cathead To Kool That Cathead Licker Down. Ol'Skool

by "Scoobs " July 7, 2021

Jacob Lingershoz

He has too thic of a beard to see his blush, but it's in there somewhere.

Not Jewish as commonly mistaken.
Gorgeous but taken.

Will love you like he loves Jesus Christ.

"Yo, shnoz what's up"
"Please stop calling me that, John"
"Awh, No Jacob Lingershoz, I won't stop. Not even for you."

by ayyyy yo November 2, 2021

nose licker

Someone who likes to lick noses a bit too much, can go too far and lick the teacher's or boss's nose aswell.

The sexy girl is a nose licker

by Huasero November 15, 2021

Screen Licker

That one guy who lacks the brain cells to know what soap and water does and instead licks his/her screen to clean it; A person beyond the level that we would call lazy; A person who is both extremely hygienic and unhygienic at the same time.

Your a screen licker?!? That’s disgusting!

by Chilly_Willy August 12, 2021

Web Licker

The first person of the day on a biking or hiking trail that clears the spider webs - often by running into them.

It's great to ride the trail early in the morning, except being the web licker and having to remove spiders from your face.

by HMIB October 9, 2021