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by SuchBackSmacker March 11, 2025

Jump In The Soup

Verb; 1. A term used to motivate others to swim in a non-potable body of water. 2. Synonym for “get in the water”.

Stop being a baby and jump in the soup.

by VampireKid0202 April 23, 2025

Jump hump

A fucking weird threesome.

Wanna help my jump hump this girl I met at Institute.

by Exmormonnick May 8, 2022

Jumping giraffe

Two ppl naked on a trampoline one punches the other in the throat then proceeds jumping

Bitch I'll do a jumping giraffe on you

by Bkush420 April 20, 2022

Jump nap

When someone goes to the bathroom and jacks off and takes a dump then falls asleep all while on the toilet

Josh went and took another jump nap while his coworkers were busy

by AnonRS001 April 1, 2022

Cuck Jumping

When you enjoy the art of Cuckolding and morman jump humping. So you become the jump humper for your girl

Bro I called my boy Bryce over last night to get some cuck jumping action in

by Soggy_noodlez September 29, 2021

Post Jump-Scare Syndrome

Having no emotion or reaction to anything 10 minutes following a jump-scare, leaving the victim completely unresponsive.

Chris R.: “Oh you have stage 5 PJS? What’s that mean?”

Case O.: “Post Jump-Scare Syndrome. It’s the 10 minutes after a horrific jump-scare, nothing is real and you’re just in a trance like state.”

by r0se.m4ri October 23, 2025