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He is a little gay sometimes. He is an idiot sometimes but always brags about how much money he has. He always has to be the best when he isn’t he is the thickest.
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by lerp-a-derp May 27, 2017
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Most tweens think he is so hot and great and super because of the actor who plays him in the film adaptation of the books, Taylor Lautner. Who, I too shall add, is a snout-faced pansy.
It's a fictitious book. STOP WORSHIPPING IT.
Most tweens think he is so hot and great and super because of the actor who plays him in the film adaptation of the books, Taylor Lautner. Who, I too shall add, is a snout-faced pansy.
It's a fictitious book. STOP WORSHIPPING IT.
Twitard: OMG! im totlly in luv w/ Jacob Black frm the twilight series. hes super hottt!!!!!!11!!!.
Guy: Shut. The. Fuck. Up.
Guy: Shut. The. Fuck. Up.
by ILikeToScreamAtStrangers May 18, 2010
Get the Jacob Black mug.a very talented musician that i am a very big simp for because i really like him a lot and i think he is very pleasing to the eye and i really like his voice and his personality and his very big vocabulary and his cheekbones and his hair and his fashion sense even though he always looks like a box of crayola crayons!! its ok though because everything he does is attractive
jacob: laughs
simp: oh god oh fuck that was the cutest thing ive ever seen in my life im. im going to harmonize his laugh and then put it on my instagram story and tag him in it then maybe he'll see it and repost it to his story. yes. its all coming together now its all jacob collier
jacob: sees and doesnt repost
simp: oh my god he saw it but didnt repost. i will never know what he thinks. god why am i like this do better
simp: oh god oh fuck that was the cutest thing ive ever seen in my life im. im going to harmonize his laugh and then put it on my instagram story and tag him in it then maybe he'll see it and repost it to his story. yes. its all coming together now its all jacob collier
jacob: sees and doesnt repost
simp: oh my god he saw it but didnt repost. i will never know what he thinks. god why am i like this do better
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