Johnsonitis

having a big johnson/penis

yea man the doctor told me i got Johnsonitis.. i think it’s terminal

by YoungPrawn October 4, 2022

Patrick Johnson

In a bipartisan relationship, the act of enforcing a belief system between both individuals which seeks only to fit the needs of production, usually - to fill the needs of the controlling party's sexual desires (see fetishized capitalism, systematic sexual dysmorphia)

The whole time, I was unaware that his desire to Patrick Johnson me, far outweighed the needs of mine.

by big_hungoids January 25, 2022

Johnson

A man with no confidence that molest children and young adults

Oh my Johnson you in the kids again

by Nig man March 28, 2021

Chocolate Johnson

When you stick your finger in someone’s ass and then put it in their mouth without warning.

“I got with this chick last weekend and I gave her the old Chocolate Johnson.”

by Mrs. Stinky Flaps October 31, 2020

Olliver James Johnson

Oh my lordy lord is that olliver Claims he's gonna beat be and never does ;( such a chadsterling. Randomly barks beware he bites. Definitely shaves his asshole. Like rebel boy skips class for 5 minutes silly goose.

"Olliver James Johnson" said his mother when he was born. Shame

by SmokWheed420 November 15, 2022

Jaden Johnson

Someone who is absolutely perfect in my eyes and deserves the world. I love him with my whole heart.

I love him
Jaden Johnson

by Cockroachesandpeanuts November 23, 2021

SuiSon Johnson

One of the healing item in famous game series "yakuza" is pronounced as "隨身強身飲料(swei shen chyang sheny in lyau) “ in Chinese.
It means: convenient drinks that can strengthen your body.

Oh no! I'm dying, quick use some suison Johnson

by Tell Me That is Human Nature February 24, 2022