Jean

Someone who’s name is actually Aoibhe, but teenage girls are bitches

Bitch: aww hi Jean! Isn’t she so cute
Aoibhe: my name’s Aoibhe, actually! Hello!
Bitch: how is your plant husband Jean
Aoibhe: …what

by babyicompareyoutoakissfromaros June 1, 2024

Jean

A 5 star character and leader of knights of Favonious and loves Diluc senpai. Has a sister named Barbara.

Jean is always thinking about her senpai.

by User138 September 3, 2024

Jean Zipper circumcision

When a man catches and cuts his foreskin in the zipper of his jeans.

The end of that pickle looks like it caught a jean zipper circumcision when they put the lid on that jar!

by The OTHER OTHER OTHER other gu January 27, 2025

Jean

A person who takes things too seriously.

Why does it feel like all the songs that are fantasy, are super relevant when we're around Jean?

by Lychantro February 11, 2026

Jean-Simon

Woah loh fini l'osti de débat. C MOE the JS Jean-Simon de souche OG tabarnak. Jfume 3 cartons par jour et on aime French grammar but osti the English grammar English criss. On aime ca ta grand-mère more than your English grammaire criss de cawliss de marde d'osti dchien anglais

Jean-Simon wants to quebec separate Canada from our land that is ours now criss.

Jean-Simon appreciate the beauty of our country language and learn to speak well

by Terrytheman February 26, 2025

Jean-Martial

Jean-Martial is usually a very tall guy. Like very very tall.
He is smart, funny, and has a very dark humor.
Most people cannot pronounce his name but luckily, he doesn't really mind.

Every body loves Jean-Marie

Jean-Martial ? You mean that crazy son of a bitch ? Oh yes I like him a lot.

by MaMieJu February 27, 2025

jean loo pissoir

1. a character from the hit game everything

- the personification of a toilet

2. a faggot 😡😡😡

1. “Guys my favorite character is Jean Loo Pissoir from Date Everything”
2. “Ughhhh jean loo is a faggot and he’s so french”

by jean loo August 27, 2025