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Northwest High School

A school that makes all other schools located in Montgomery County piss their pants. Mainly controlled by black people, the security guards come to their aid when there are fights. For example, a black kid gets in a fight with another black kid and they just break it up. A white kid beats up another white kid and they get suspended/expelled. We go so hard that we bring unloaded guns to school. Our football team sucks and so does every other sport. Our chess team is the only thing that "redeems" us from sucking balls so hard. The groups are ghetto kids, sportsy kids, art kids (choir, drama, scene kids, etc.), skaters, and weird ass kids that hang out with other weird ass kids.

Also known as "Norf Wess Hi Skoo" which was repeated almost everyday over the announcements by Mrs. Morrison until she was FINALLY fired. You go PTA!
"Northwest High School is really fucking gay"
"Oh shit nigga all my cousins go dere"
by Mr. Rigsby July 2, 2009
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bayside high school

the worst school in the history of mankind. everyone there is fucking mentally retarded. all they care about is weed and sex.
person a: hey what school do you go to?
person b: bayside high school.
person a: LOL you're fucked bud.
by fdsfasfa March 12, 2017
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Wanna get high

A question asking to join a very fun event where friends and comrades smoke a big fat stick of wacky weed together.
Towlie: Hey, You Wanna Get High?

South Park Kids: No, we want to play our damn video game.
by Towlie October 1, 2002
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Clements High School

A hell-hole of a high school in a rich suburban city in Texas. EXTREMELY high standards and very difficult classes.

Top 10% usually have at LEAST a 5.4

Therefore if you get all As in advanced (regular) classes then it is impossible to be in the top. Most kids take take many honors and/or AP classes.

As far as extracurricular there it has an amazing band, choir, color guard, cross country, soccer, team, theater, swimming and diving. There is also a kick-ass decathlon team~! Plus, the art program is beyond belief with their talent.

Almost half are Asian kids (love them :3) and it is verrrrrrrrry diverse with people from almost every country around the globe.

The actual builiding has almost no windows and is not very nice. However the area it is located in is extremely affluent and seeing lots of lexus, bmw, mercedes benz, etc cars is a common site at clements. Some of these kids are very snooty but only a few.

Overall there are alot of super smart kids who will go off to do great things which is a blessing and curse with so much pressure to succeed!

EXTRA: Youtube star Kevjumba attended this school until 2008.
girl: Where do you go to school?

boy:Clements High School...

girl: ...Oh jeez im sorry D:
by raraahahahromaromamagagaoolala February 22, 2010
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High School Musical

An awful trilogy of movies marketed by Disney. I think they're supposed to be some knock-off, kid friendly, version of Fame, or Grease (not that Grease was anything special to begin with). Has a regrettably catchy soundtrack, and shows a diamond ecnrusted version of highschool. Take close notice, if you're ever unfortunate enough to lay eyes upon the thing, that most of the kids are white, rich, and preppy. Often induces vomiting, bleeding of the ears and/or eyes, and permanent mental trauma. Consult your doctor before viewing these films.
Eight Year Old Girl: Mommy! High School Musical is on! I want to be just like Gabriella when I grow up!

Mother: Oh, where did I go wrong?
by Ocean_Potion_Malfunction February 23, 2009
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Haddon Heights

A tiny oasis in southern New Jersey, considered a suburb of Philadelphia, and ironically nestled between Moorestown "the best place to live 2005" and Camden "the most dangerous city in America 2005." Nicknamed "Garnet Country" after the high school's mascot (what the fuck is a garnet anyway?), Haddon Heights is a stereotypical small town: welcoming, traditional, neighborly, gossip-filled, and occasionally inbred. However, Haddon Heights sets itself apart from all other towns in one aspect: though it may be little, Heights kids can party with the big boys... and tend to consume alcohol in amounts that put college spring-breakers to shame. Whether its a case in the woods, a keg at a house party, or a handle in the parking lot; its always a good time. And whether its a high school student, a middle-aged towny that still thinks like a high school student, or a pre-adolescent child already currupted by a high school student; the key to a true citizen's heart is with an ice cold Natty Light.
kid #1: hey man, what time are you picking me up for school tomorrow at Haddon Heights High School?
kid #2: well, home-room starts at 8 so I'll pick you up at 7 and we can drink a few
kid #1: but dude, the liquor store doesn't open till 10
kid #2: Then I guess we'll have to be late
by im drunk right now February 2, 2006
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Townsend Harris High School

An extremely competitive high school focused on humanities in Flushing, Queens, and is labeled as one of the "top high schools" in the city. It's got high SAT scores by students, a 100% graduation rate most years, and near perfect passing rates of state tests.

It's difficult to get in; an incoming student needs excellent grades. It's difficult to even BE in the school, as the workload is insane. A student's classes are all honors and APs, and additional projects called "collaterals" are added to the curriculum. The physical education program is also rigorous.

The most common complaint by attending students is stress from overwork. Another complaint is a suffering social life, or perceived lack thereof.

It is said that a 90 in THHS is worth a 95 in most public schools. Is that supposed to make us happy?
Child: I wanna go to Townsend Harris High School! I'm going to study like fuck!

Harrisite: How bout you just enjoy your youth?
by The Anonymous Person. June 18, 2008
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