flappable ham

When a women has gas while reverse cowgirl.

Flappable ham. Sound: Plop.

by Allomantic April 21, 2024

Vagina ham

The worst type of female genital abuse when you get abducted and wake one day with"vagina ham," i.e. a thick newer inner labia that resembles a fucked up drawn flower, covered vagina grooves that then moreso resemble "apple pie" consistency, and a donut-esque squishy covering where your cervix is located.

Probably done by someone trying to trap you in a place to drug you because you're a threat to them and they can't exist without using and exploiting vagina.

I stayed with my creep as dad for a few months and got vagina ham.

That dude literally got so threatened by me and a mental prowess that he gave me vagina ham.

My family was afraid that I'm gay, and I am... but I got vagina hammed before I could come out.

Some horrible abduction happened to me and now I'm vagina hammed.

I got trapped at my parents' house after moving back and then got vagina hammed, then I got drugged and abused for years.

by h84cvltlyfe February 17, 2022

ham slapper

a person who loves to have fun, often with friends and family

"i am a ham slapper, and i'm here to say:
that i love to have fun every day"

by fun haver August 30, 2015

Hammed

To get blocked for being annoying or a nuisance.

"Yo bro yo still get methods from Dev?"
"Nah gang I got Hammed."
"What that mean?"
"I got blocked, I spammed his tele and he got mad"

by B00NKG4NG April 10, 2023

Ham for the Gram

When you overact in front of the camera

Playin up for social media

I always ham for the gram If I know someone is recording

She is totes a ham for the gram!

by Bld84t April 18, 2021

Hawaiian ham sandwhich

The act of putting 5 toes in between two slices of bread and sucking on each individual toe

Hey babe, how do you feel about a Hawaiian ham sandwhich?

by Michael Coccaro January 20, 2018

I'm ham

Expressing willingness to what was proposed. Another way of saying "I'm down."

Wanna go watch a movie?
Ya I'm ham

by Peepeepoopoohaha September 28, 2020